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Visiting Tom: A Man, a Highway, and the Road to Roughneck Grace

Visiting Tom: A Man, a Highway, and the Road to Roughneck Grace

$22.00

(Mike's first New York Times bestseller) (for audiobook, click here) BOOM! Tom Hartwig is at it again. What can we learn about life, love and artillery from an 82-year-old man…

Coop: A Family, a Farm, and the Pursuit of One Good Egg (Paperback)

Coop: A Family, a Farm, and the Pursuit of One Good Egg (Paperback)

$14.00

Publisher’s Description: in over his head with two pigs, a dozen chickens, and a baby due any minute, the author of Truck: A Love Story gives us a humorous, heartfelt memoir of a new life in the country.

Coop: A Year of Poultry, Pigs and Parenting (Hardcover)

Coop: A Year of Poultry, Pigs and Parenting (Hardcover)

Sale:

$14.00

Was:

$20.00

Publisher’s Description: in over his head with two pigs, a dozen chickens, and a baby due any minute, the author of Truck: A Love Story gives us a humorous, heartfelt memoir of a new life in the country.
 

Truck: A Love Story (paperback)

Truck: A Love Story (paperback)

$14.00

From the publisher: "All I wanted to do," says Michael Perry, "was get my old pickup truck running. That, and plant a little vegetable garden. Then I got distracted by this woman…"

Truck: A Love Story (Hardcover)

Truck: A Love Story (Hardcover)

$20.00

From the publisher: “All I wanted to do,” says Michael Perry, “was get my old pickup truck running. That, and plant a little vegetable garden. Then I got distracted by this woman…”

Population:485 – Meeting Your Neighbors One Siren at a Time (Paperback)

Population:485 – Meeting Your Neighbors One Siren at a Time (Paperback)

$14.00

After a twelve-year absence, a real-life prodigal son returns to his hometown — New Auburn, Wisconsin, population: 485 — and joins the volunteer fire and rescue department.
 

Off Main Street: Barnstormers, Prophets & Gatemouth’s Gator (paperback)

Off Main Street: Barnstormers, Prophets & Gatemouth’s Gator (paperback)

$14.00

From the book jacket: “…A collection of essays about life in small towns, on the road, and around the world.  Whether he’s passing a kidney…

Why They Killed Big Boy…and other stories (paperback)

Why They Killed Big Boy…and other stories (paperback)

$10.00

A collection of essays, humor and nonfiction by Michael Perry.  Reviewer comments: “Rural America is changing fast, and Perry is one of the funniest, most…

Big Rigs, Elvis & the Grand Dragon Wayne (paperback)

Big Rigs, Elvis & the Grand Dragon Wayne (paperback)

$10.00

From the book jacket: “Collected from publications as diverse as Esquire, Salon, Utne Reader, Orion, Troika and Road King, the essays in Big Rigs, Elvis…
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Audio

Visiting Tom: A Man, a Highway, and the Road to Roughneck Grace Audiobook

Visiting Tom: A Man, a Highway, and the Road to Roughneck Grace Audiobook

$15.00

Unabridged recording: Run time: 7 hours on 7 CDs Performed by Michael Perry (for digital download version, scroll to bottom of page) BOOM! Tom Hartwig is at it again. What can…

The Clodhopper Monologues Live

The Clodhopper Monologues Live

from $8.99

Formats:
Not so long ago, author, humorist and amateur pig farmer Michael Perry fed the chickens, changed his boots, kissed his wife and daughters, and drove…

Golden In The Morning

Golden In The Morning

$0.99

Downloadable audio track (digital release only). Recorded as part of Mike’s occasionally monthly “song-a-month” series – just Mike, an acoustic guitar, and one take. Mike says: “I…
 

Tiny Pilot – Michael Perry and the Long Beds

Tiny Pilot – Michael Perry and the Long Beds

from $8.99

Formats:
Tiny Pilot is Michael Perry’s second full-length release with his band the Long Beds. The songs on Tiny Pilot range from boot-stomping country to roughneck folk ballads and are populated by characters drawn straight from rural and small-town America.

Headwinded – Michael Perry and the Long Beds

Headwinded – Michael Perry and the Long Beds

from $8.99

Formats:
Ten-song album of original songs written by Mike and recorded with his band the Long Beds.

Why They Killed Big Boy…and other stories (audiocassette)

Why They Killed Big Boy…and other stories (audiocassette)

$10.00

A collection of essays, humor and nonfiction by Michael Perry.  Reviewer comments: “Rural America is changing fast, and Perry is one of the funniest, most…
 

Population 485 with Off Main Street (audiobook)

Population 485 with Off Main Street (audiobook)

$15.00

This is a six-CD audiobook.  Michael Perry reads Population 485 (abridged to fit format) and eight essays from Off Main Street.  Also included: Three live-audience…

Never Stand Behind A Sneezing Cow & Other Tales from Foggy Crossing (humor CD)

Never Stand Behind A Sneezing Cow & Other Tales from Foggy Crossing (humor CD)

from $8.99

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A live-audience recording of Mike addressing issues including high culture in low places, Fightin’ Frogs football, parade floats gone bad, the fine art of manure…

I Got It from the Cows (humor CD)

I Got It from the Cows (humor CD)

from $8.99

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A live-audience recording of Mike searching for truth in everything from the perfect cow to clogged sewer lines.  Tracks include: “The Bull Catalog”; “The Perfect…

Shirts

How to Hypnotize a Chicken T Shirt

How to Hypnotize a Chicken T Shirt

$20.00

How to Hypnotize a Chicken T Shirt.  100% soft cotton t-shirt.  Unisex sizing and fit. Front: The original hypnotized chicken from the cover of Mike's long-lost…

NEW DESIGN “Seriously” Never Stand Behind A Sneezing Cow T-Shirt

NEW DESIGN “Seriously” Never Stand Behind A Sneezing Cow T-Shirt

$20.00

The new "Seriously" version of our Never Stand Behind A Sneezing Cow T-Shirt.  100% soft cotton t-shirt.  Sneezing Cow URL printed on back.  Unisex sizing…

Long Beds “BedHead” T-Shirt

Long Beds “BedHead” T-Shirt

Sale:

$13.50

Was:

from $18.00

We can’t all be DeadHeads.  Special thanks to our firefighter friend Barry – he’s the first person we heard use this phrase.  T-shirt features Mike’s…
 

Long Beds “Gordon” T-shirt

Long Beds “Gordon” T-shirt

Sale:

from $13.50

Was:

from $15.00

After we played a benefit show in Mike’s hometown of New Auburn, a sweet lady told us we sounded, “Just like Gordon Lightfoot…only zippier!” We figured that was about perfect.