My New Intelligence Test…

…is not perfected yet, but it will be based on a sliding scale in which your intelligence quotient is inversely proportional to the number of times you push the button on the coffee grinder before you realize it isn’t plugged in. Also, in stage two of development, the coffee grinder will be fitted with a pressure sensor to record how much harder you jab the button with each subsequent attempt.


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