Deepwater Dialing

Took my daughter AND my cellphone swimming last night.

For the foreseeable future, your calls will not be returned.

And yes, although I appreciate all the tips I’m getting, I’ve tried all the tricks (including the ones that rescued it last time, when I put it in the clothes washer), but it refuses to resurrect.

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