Frugality and Follicular Optimism

Frugal as she is, my wife tends to shop at those places where you can buy partially crushed cans of beans and off-brand toenail clippers.  This morning in the shower I found myself trying to hoist a $1.28 bottle of shampoo the size of an oxygen tank.  This is a lot of early work for a fellow of my scalpitude.  I did note that the shampoo was specially formulated to Revitalize and Thicken.

I eagerly await the results.