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No Golf Ball, Let It Snow

Let it be known that on this day I mounted the snowplow in under seven minutes. Before the snow flew. Without the golf ball. It is not always thus: EVEN…View post

Mmm…gahh!

Absently drinking from an empty coffee cup while writing with eyes on the screen is the equilibrial equivalent to missing the nonexistent top stair-step while carrying laundry.

That’ll Do It

An aesthetician. That’s what I’m missing. That, and some hair. Also, heel lifts, an intellectual nip-and-tuck, two fresh fuses, and a hit.

All Systems Duh

Burned five good minutes yesterday throwing breakers and switches trying to figure out why the air compressor wouldn’t run before I realized the tank was full.

Fatherhood is Distasteful

My nearly-teenaged niece was visiting my nearly-teenaged daughter this weekend. Much girly giggling in the living room while everyone was getting ready for church. I had just showered after chicken…View post