Tag: dumb farmer

Dad made his farm equipment last mainly thanks to two simple rules: Grease it, and store it beneath a roof. Part of that process included blowing all the moisture-gathering chaff…View post

Sometimes even as a soft-handed farm boy you just gotta fail the Artificial Intelligence test out of principle. THAT AIN’T A TRACTOR. Also as a farm boy there’s a reason…View post

That’s the hat on the cover of Montaigne in Barn Boots. Me* and my mustache were younger when this picture was taken. *Spare me yer notes it’s how I talk when…View post

Ha! Based on my most recent posts, everybody keeps telling me to get a roof rake. Dude, I’m from Wisconsin, I have an ASSORTMENT of roof rakes. But our main…View post

As important as it is to wear one of these, it is even more important to raise the face shield before hawking a loogie. So disappointed in myself.