Tag: dumb farmer

If You Got Ten Minutes, Sleep

  Sitting in the woods most of this week, so here’s a throwback backstage photo of what you do when you’re over 50 and got ten minutes before the show starts. (It’s not just being over 50. Twenty-some years ago a country music roadie gave me advice for the touring life: “When you see food,…View post

I’m Not Thirsty. You?

After an evening speaking engagement, I stopped at a gas station and bought the drink pictured above. During the short drive home, I drank about half of it. Parked the van in the garage and left the beverage in the cupholder. The next day I was up early to speak at a local school. When I finished doing…View post