Tag: dumb farmer

That’s the hat on the cover of Montaigne in Barn Boots. Me* and my mustache were younger when this picture was taken. *Spare me yer notes it’s how I talk when I’m relaxed.

Ha! Based on my most recent posts, everybody keeps telling me to get a roof rake. Dude, I’m from Wisconsin, I have an ASSORTMENT of roof rakes. But our main shed is gigantic, roof rake won’t touch it. It was built back when the place was a full-size operational farm. Plus it’s tucked into a…View post

As important as it is to wear one of these, it is even more important to raise the face shield before hawking a loogie. So disappointed in myself.

There’s a reason we’re giving away a free copy of The Clodhopper Monologues with every pre-ordered paperback copy of Montaigne in Barn Boots. It has to do with me being fed up with all the anti-intellectual hoo-hah (as if those Founding Fathers we all love to cite in weren’t farmers deep into French philosophy; as if the…View post

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