Matching our “Never Stand Behind a Sneezing Cow” T-shirts, our Sneezing Cow can koozie keeps yer drink from sweating on ya! It also provides critical advice should you ever find yourself downrange from a sniffly bovine! Just ask your farmer friends—this is no joke, this is the truth!
Refresh yerself with a beverage and one of Mike’s most popular show quotations: “Never Stand Behind a Sneezing Cow.”
- Looking for our other koozie? Find our “Your classic small town has four bars, four churches, and just enough sinners to keep ’em all in business.” koozie here!
- Printed locally, by local folk.
