The T-shirts keep selling out, so as long as we were ordering more, we had them print up a “Classic Small Town” can koozie! Refresh yerself with a beverage and one of Mike’s the most popular quotations: “Your classic small town has four bars, four churches, and just enough sinners to keep ’em all in business.”
“One thing years of book touring and talk touring and just general wandering has taught me: The accent, the number on the population sign, the number of bars and sinners—they may vary, but the characters are universal and the spirit is the same. I’ll always be small-town, even in the big town.” ~Michael Perry
- Looking for our other koozie? Find our “Never Stand Behind a Sneezing Cow” koozie here!
- Printed locally, by local folk.



