So last winter your freezer conks and you find five whole chickens on the outer edge of thaw and you think they’d probably be fine but you just don’t have…View post

…coffee fumes and laser printer dust and last night four hours of sleep, but still getting chores done and just now dear friend I haven’t seen for years just walked…View post

Is that Dad calls wondering if I have the keys to the trailer after I borrowed it for the family reunion and I tell him I don’t, and everything is…View post

Seriously: somebody give this guy a Guggenheim. Sadly: turns out story is fake. Thought those quotes were a tad Onion-esque but pulled the trigger anyway. That’s on me.