…is to knock on my office door pretending she’s a Bosley hair restoration specialist making house calls. That’s what I get for letting her watch “Bewitched” reruns on Antenna TV.

A moment of silence, if you will, for Great-Grandma’s 7 iron, which outlived her for a decade, but succumbed tonight during a vigorous round of clodhopper apple golf. Our loss…View post

Mounted high horse, charged off to customer service, returned wearing my own saddle. TWICE. Pie? Yes please: 1 slice humble, 1 slice crow.

NOTE: Logging is deadly dangerous and has even taken a life in our extended family. The note below is intended to have fun at the expense of one specific writer,…View post

…wait ’til we get to the part about artificial bovine insemination!