Young family member calmly removes smoking pan from stove, carries it outside to porch…story really kinda tells itself.

As important as it is to wear one of these, it is even more important to raise the face shield before hawking a loogie. So disappointed in myself.

Well, this is a new one: Cleaned the wood stove, then carried the ash bucket all the way into my office above the garage before realizing I never dumped it.…View post

Would’n’a hurt me none to read him on the subject a little earlier in life. Pre-order here.

…but you’ve still got a shot at the rump roast.