From the original SneezingCow.com website. I was at the zoo looking at the animals. I imagine they were looking at me.

Today’s episode of Michael Perry’s Voice Mail is available to subscribers and non-subscribers alike. Just click here. Mike reads the essay about the time he overdosed on pizza in a…View post

It was a very large mug of very dark roast. I nursed it for nearly two hours. The final swig (yah, yer lookin’ at a spit-back) had some odd grounds…View post

Sometimes even as a soft-handed farm boy you just gotta fail the Artificial Intelligence test out of principle. THAT AIN’T A TRACTOR. Also as a farm boy there’s a reason…View post

This being the season of bragging on gardens, I herewith submit the antidote to FOMO: behold our sweet corn.