Wow. Late 2013 and STILL it takes me four tries to spell millennium.

*&%# Got rip-roaring three-day deal on rental car from very helpful rep then forgot to fill gas. $7.99/gal. Now talking to mirror: “YERANIDIOT!!”

From the Department of Good Question, I Ask It Often Of Myself! comes the following quote, taken from the comments section of a column I wrote: “Who is Michael Perry…View post

Email subject line that failed to sway me today: Hey Good Lookin’–Get a FREE Citrus Body Cleansing Gel!

Well, kinda. Thanks to Craig for the photo, Krista for the postcard, and also now you know where to find the Joynt.