With all due respect to those about to get whomped, this is from a couple years ago:

Over on Twitter, someone asked: “Where do kids in the great plains go sledding?? I’m getting really sad thinking about this.” I responded with the following Public Service Announcement:

Click here and you can see a bunch (although nowhere near all) of the Clodhopper Report (some from back when I had hair). The Clodhopper Monologues? That was something different.