Howdy folks: Welcome to Michael Perry’s Voice Mail, episode 242. This one’s available to free and paid subscribers alike. Click here to listen. Ten years ago I wrote a book called The…View post

Countless times per year (well, I guess you could count’em, but I ain’t got the time) I climb in the ol’ 2002 Toyota van loaded with a bunch of boxes…View post

Howdy folks: Welcome to Michael Perry’s Voice Mail, episode 241. This one’s available to paid subscribers only. However, if you’re curious, please email [email protected] and we will get you a couple free weeks…View post

My niece made crowns for the cats. Also, we have a new T-shirt.

Way back when I recorded Never Stand Behind A Sneezing Cow, I wrote a line that summed up my small town. Turns out (based on a very scientific study of T-shirt…View post