Over on Twitter, someone asked: “Where do kids in the great plains go sledding?? I’m getting really sad thinking about this.” I responded with the following Public Service Announcement:

Two days ago I stacked firewood. Today this. Same principle.

Found out later this whole stage was very worrying to my friend and fellow Long Bed Chris. He’s a bit of a musical stickler.

An aesthetician. That’s what I’m missing. That, and some hair. Also, heel lifts, an intellectual nip-and-tuck, two fresh fuses, and a hit.