From the Department of Good Question, I Ask It Often Of Myself! comes the following quote, taken from the comments section of a column I wrote: “Who is Michael Perry…View post

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Teenaged daughter + designer duct tape = one-of-a-kind cheaters.

It will be released November 27, but you can pre-order a signed copy now.   From Scandihoovian Spanglish to snickering chickens, New York Times bestselling author and humorist Michael Perry…View post

I hate it when they take advantage of my natural charm and elegance just to sell tickets.