…coffee fumes and laser printer dust and last night four hours of sleep, but still getting chores done and just now dear friend I haven’t seen for years just walked…View post

Is that Dad calls wondering if I have the keys to the trailer after I borrowed it for the family reunion and I tell him I don’t, and everything is…View post

Seriously: somebody give this guy a Guggenheim. Sadly: turns out story is fake. Thought those quotes were a tad Onion-esque but pulled the trigger anyway. That’s on me.

I’m a member.* *At least I think I sent my check…better look through the big stack of paper on the floor beside the desk…