So you’re in charge of both daughters for the evening. They require entertainment. You have a pig pen. And a large accumulation of windfall apples. You get yourself a bucket full of acorns, a stick, an aluminum baseball bat, and a lawn chair. You place the bucket of acorns next to the pig pen, jab the stick in the acorns so it stands straight but has some “give”, jab an apple atop the stick, give the nine-year-old the bat, sit back in your lawn chair with the two-year-old, and enjoy.
When it was all over, the pigs smelled like cider.
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