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The Scavengers Audiobook Now Available plus Prize Package

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We’re pleased to announce The Scavengers audiobook is now available and can be purchased here.  Customers who purchase The Scavengers audiobook (CD version) or hardcover book from the Sneezing Cow website between now and March 31st will be entered in a drawing for The Scavengers prize package (three winners will be chosen).

The package includes:

  • Bon Iver T-shirt ((Size XL or L, luck of the draw)).  This is the actual T-shirt that inspired the “Bon Hiver” T-shirt worn by Maggie/Ford Falcon’s father (see chapter 9).
  • How To Hypnotize a Chicken.  Maggie (Ford Falcon!) should have read this book to deal with Hatchet. It was written many years ago by a young writer who at that time called himself “Michael Ryan.” The book is pretty embarrassing to the author all these years later, but the chicken hypnosis instructions are absolutely spot-on and will work.
  • Cluck: From Jungle Fowl to City Chicks.  An anthology of chicken photos and essays that includes additional chicken hypnosis instructions by Mike.

Good luck!

Tent Show Tomorrow: Kenny Wayne Shepherd

If you’re within range of one of these stations tomorrow (Saturday, March 7th) we hope you’ll join Mike as he hosts another edition of Tent Show Radio from Big Top Chautauqua. Information on streaming the show here.

In this episode’s monologue – delivered from the backstage dressing room with the one lonely little lightbulb burnin’ –Mike discusses his diastema and why he is worried his daughter’s orthodontist might be spending all his (Mike’s) money on
bubble gum.  
You can join the Tent Show Radio Facebook page here.

REMINDER: Most of this year’s previous Tent Show Radio episodes available for streaming anytime – just click here. 

Tent Show Tonight: Jason Isbell

If you’re within range of one of these stations tonight (Saturday, February 28th) we hope you’ll join Mike as he hosts another edition of Tent Show Radio from Big Top Chautauqua. Information on streaming the show here.

In this episode’s monologue – delivered from the backstage dressing room with the one lonely little lightbulb burnin’ – Mike discusses how meditation can change your life provided you find the right squirrel.

You can join the Tent Show Radio Facebook page here.

REMINDER: Most of this year’s previous Tent Show Radio episodes available for streaming anytime – just click here. 

Tent Show Tomorrow: Jason Isbell

If you’re within range of one of these stations tomorrow (Saturday, February 28th) we hope you’ll join Mike as he hosts another edition of Tent Show Radio from Big Top Chautauqua. Information on streaming the show here.

In this episode’s monologue – delivered from the backstage dressing room with the one lonely little lightbulb burnin’ – Mike discusses how meditation can change your life provided you find the right squirrel.

You can join the Tent Show Radio Facebook page here.

REMINDER: Most of this year’s previous Tent Show Radio episodes available for streaming anytime – just click here. 

“Roughneck Grace” Listening with Open Ears

Every week the Wisconsin State Journal runs “Roughneck Grace,” a weekly column written by Mike (many of the columns will be adapted from Mike’s Tent Show Radio monologues). Today’s column (dwells on musical themes including how I tried to be more like Prince (didn’t really work out), a touch of Japanese grindcore, and Sturgill Simpson.) was printed on sturdy newsprint this Sunday and can now be seen online here.

Tent Show Tonight: The Trouble Notes & Blue Canvas Orchestra

If you’re within range of one of these stations tonight (Saturday, February 21st) we hope you’ll join Mike as he hosts another edition of Tent Show Radio from Big Top Chautauqua. Information on streaming the show here.

In this episode’s monologue – delivered from the backstage dressing room with the one lonely little lightbulb burnin’ – Mike discusses the finer points of road trips and giant truck stop pickles.

You can join the Tent Show Radio Facebook page here.

REMINDER: Most of this year’s previous Tent Show Radio episodes available for streaming anytime – just click here. 

Tent Show Tomorrow: The Trouble Notes & Blue Canvas Orchestra

If you’re within range of one of these stations tomorrow (Saturday, February 21st) we hope you’ll join Mike as he hosts another edition of Tent Show Radio from Big Top Chautauqua. Information on streaming the show here.

In this episode’s monologue – delivered from the backstage dressing room with the one lonely little lightbulb burnin’ – Mike discusses the finer points of road trips and giant truck stop pickles.

You can join the Tent Show Radio Facebook page here.

REMINDER: Most of this year’s previous Tent Show Radio episodes available for streaming anytime – just click here.