The new issue of Men’s Health magazine contains an essay I wrote about my non-drinking ways. Included is the anecdote of how being alcohol-free got me kicked off a jury.
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After we played a benefit show in Mike’s hometown of New Auburn, a sweet lady told us we sounded, “Just like Gordon Lightfoot…only zippier!” We figured that was about perfect.