Can I Send You My Writing?

I regret to say I simply can’t do justice to all of the manuscripts, essays, and miscellaneous material sent my way on a weekly basis.  And as a Dad, husband, full-time freelancer, road mutt, intermittent public yapper, and highly inefficient small-scale farmer, I have my hands full just rowing this one little boat.  So I must politely decline and encourage you to put your work before folks who are more qualified and equipped than I to provide you tangible assistance.