# SneezingCow\.com: Home of Michael Perry \- New York Times Bestselling Author, Humorist, Singer/Songwriter, Amateur Snow Plow Driver

> Home of Michael Perry – New York Times Bestselling Author, Humorist, Singer/Songwriter, Snowplower\. It all begain with "Population 485"

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## Pages
- [Biography](https://sneezingcow.com/biography/)
- [Latest News](https://sneezingcow.com/news/)
- [Homepage](https://sneezingcow.com/)
- [Booking Details \- The Mike and Mary Situation](https://sneezingcow.com/booking-details-the-mike-and-mary-situation/)
- [Browse All Products](https://sneezingcow.com/store/)

## Posts
- [Eaux Claires, Nishant, The Joynt](https://sneezingcow.com/2026/07/06/eaux-claires-nishant-the-joynt/)
- ["Writers In Residence" Program at The Eaux Claires Festival](https://sneezingcow.com/2026/07/04/writers-in-residence-program-at-the-eaux-claires-festival/)
- [OOPS\!](https://sneezingcow.com/2026/07/05/oops-2/)
- [Wedding Oops](https://sneezingcow.com/2026/07/02/wedding-oops/)
- [300 Episodes of What?](https://sneezingcow.com/2026/06/29/300-episodes-of-what/)

## Products
- [Tiny Pilot – Michael Perry and the Long Beds](https://sneezingcow.com/product/tiny-pilot/)
- [Never Stand Behind A Sneezing Cow \& Other Tales from Foggy Crossing \(humor CD\)](https://sneezingcow.com/product/sneezing-cow-audio/)
- ["Long Road To You" EP \(CD\)](https://sneezingcow.com/product/long-road-to-you-ep/)
- [Headwinded – Michael Perry and the Long Beds](https://sneezingcow.com/product/headwinded/)
- [Bootlegged at the Big Top \- Michael Perry and the Long Beds](https://sneezingcow.com/product/bootlegged/)

## Events
- [Michael Perry Returns to the The Park Center](https://sneezingcow.com/event/michael-perry-returns-to-the-the-park-center/): Humorist and storyteller Michael Perry \(whose book Population 485 was recently optioned for production as a Broadway musical\) returns to the the Park Center in Hayward, WI on July 18, 2026\.
- [Michael Perry \& Nicholas Gulig: An Eaux Claires Preview at Dotters Books](https://sneezingcow.com/event/michael-perry-nicholas-gulig-an-eaux-claires-preview-at-dotters-books/): Please join us on Friday, June 12, 2026, at Dotter's Books in Eau Claire, WI, as Mike and Nick discuss Nick's life of travel and poetry, his time as Wisconsin's poet laureate, the intersection of pragmatism and punk, and their shared love of language\.
- [Michael Perry \& Benjamin Percy: Freelancing Across Genres at The Local Store](https://sneezingcow.com/event/michael-perry-benjamin-percy-freelancing-across-genres-at-the-local-store/)
- [Michael Perry Returns to the Stoughton Opera House](https://sneezingcow.com/event/michael-perry-returns-to-the-stoughton-opera-house-5/)
- [Country Heart and Humor with Michael Perry at The Boyceville Public Library](https://sneezingcow.com/event/country-heart-and-humor-with-michael-perry-at-the-boyceville-public-library/)

## Categories
- [News](https://sneezingcow.com/category/news/)
- [Gallery](https://sneezingcow.com/category/gallery/)
- [Events Archive](https://sneezingcow.com/category/events-archive/)
- [Long Beds News](https://sneezingcow.com/category/news/long-beds-news/)
- [Long Beds Gallery](https://sneezingcow.com/category/gallery/long-beds-gallery/)

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## Event Categories
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