BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//SneezingCow.com - ECPv6.17.0//NONSGML v1.0//EN CALSCALE:GREGORIAN METHOD:PUBLISH X-ORIGINAL-URL:https://sneezingcow.com X-WR-CALDESC:Events for SneezingCow.com REFRESH-INTERVAL;VALUE=DURATION:PT1H X-Robots-Tag:noindex X-PUBLISHED-TTL:PT1H BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:America/Chicago BEGIN:DAYLIGHT TZOFFSETFROM:-0600 TZOFFSETTO:-0500 TZNAME:CDT DTSTART:20210314T080000 END:DAYLIGHT BEGIN:STANDARD TZOFFSETFROM:-0500 TZOFFSETTO:-0600 TZNAME:CST DTSTART:20211107T070000 END:STANDARD BEGIN:DAYLIGHT TZOFFSETFROM:-0600 TZOFFSETTO:-0500 TZNAME:CDT DTSTART:20220313T080000 END:DAYLIGHT BEGIN:STANDARD TZOFFSETFROM:-0500 TZOFFSETTO:-0600 TZNAME:CST DTSTART:20221106T070000 END:STANDARD BEGIN:DAYLIGHT TZOFFSETFROM:-0600 TZOFFSETTO:-0500 TZNAME:CDT DTSTART:20230312T080000 END:DAYLIGHT BEGIN:STANDARD TZOFFSETFROM:-0500 TZOFFSETTO:-0600 TZNAME:CST DTSTART:20231105T070000 END:STANDARD BEGIN:DAYLIGHT TZOFFSETFROM:-0600 TZOFFSETTO:-0500 TZNAME:CDT DTSTART:20240310T080000 END:DAYLIGHT BEGIN:STANDARD TZOFFSETFROM:-0500 TZOFFSETTO:-0600 TZNAME:CST DTSTART:20241103T070000 END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=America/Chicago:20230215T100000 DTEND;TZID=America/Chicago:20230215T150000 DTSTAMP:20221008T010923Z CREATED:20221008T010923Z LAST-MODIFIED:20221008T010923Z UID:30310-1676455200-1676473200@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:Keynote Speaker: Private Event DESCRIPTION:Private Event. Want Mike to speak at your event (virtually or in person)? Click “Learn More.”\n\n\n \n \n Book Mike\n All fields are required. \n \n EmailThis field is for validation purposes and should be left unchanged.Name*\n \n \n First\n \n \n \n Last\n \n \n Email Address*\n \n \n Enter Email\n \n \n \n Confirm Email\n \n \n Phone Number*Subject of Inquiry*\n \n Book Mike\n \n \n Book the Long Beds\n \n \n Population 485 script inquiry\n Comments* URL:https://sneezingcow.com/event/keynote-speaker-private-event-32/ END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=America/Chicago:20230210T190000 DTEND;TZID=America/Chicago:20230210T220000 DTSTAMP:20230201T002935Z CREATED:20230131T201105Z LAST-MODIFIED:20230201T002935Z UID:31081-1676055600-1676066400@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:Preview Screening of New Michael Perry Special and Q&A DESCRIPTION:Friday\, February 10\, 2023\, join PBS Wisconsin and the Pablo Center for a night with New York Times bestselling author\, humorist\, singer/songwriter\, amateur snow plow driver\, and playwright\, Michael Perry. Be part of this special preview screening of the new television special\, Michael Perry: On the Road. \nAfter the screening\, enjoy a special live Q&A with Michael Perry. \nBook signing to follow! \nFriday February 10\, 2023 at the Jamf Theater in the Pablo Center. \nEvent starts at 7PM. \nTickets for this event are free and can be reserved here. \nIn the all-new PBS Wisconsin special\, Michael Perry: On the Road\, viewers are invited to hit the road with the celebrated author as he travels to historic Wisconsin theaters\, telling some of his most popular stories. Ride along as Perry shares insights and stories from his career and on life growing up in northern Wisconsin. The special features readings from his books\, backstage interviews and on the road ramblings. \nBe part of this special preview screening and see the show before it premieres on PBS Wisconsin 7 p.m. Monday\, Feb. 27. URL:https://sneezingcow.com/event/preview-screening-of-new-michael-perry-special-and-qa/ LOCATION:JAMF Theater\, 128 Graham Avenue\, WI\, 54701\, United States ORGANIZER;CN="Sneezing Cow Crew":MAILTO:mailinglist@sneezingcow.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=America/Chicago:20230202T190000 DTEND;TZID=America/Chicago:20230202T200000 DTSTAMP:20220917T023314Z CREATED:20220917T023314Z LAST-MODIFIED:20220917T023314Z UID:30205-1675364400-1675368000@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:Keynote Speaker: Private Event DESCRIPTION:Private Event. Want Mike to speak at your event (virtually or in person)? Click “Learn More.”\n\n \n \n Book Mike\n All fields are required. \n \n InstagramThis field is for validation purposes and should be left unchanged.Name*\n \n \n First\n \n \n \n Last\n \n \n Email Address*\n \n \n Enter Email\n \n \n \n Confirm Email\n \n \n Phone Number*Subject of Inquiry*\n \n Book Mike\n \n \n Book the Long Beds\n \n \n Population 485 script inquiry\n Comments* URL:https://sneezingcow.com/event/keynote-speaker-private-event-30/ END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=America/Chicago:20230119T190000 DTEND;TZID=America/Chicago:20230119T210000 DTSTAMP:20230114T225146Z CREATED:20230114T225145Z LAST-MODIFIED:20230114T225146Z UID:30820-1674154800-1674162000@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:Forty Acres Deep: Michael Perry Book Release Featuring S. Carey & Ben Lester DESCRIPTION:Join author Michael Perry and musician S. Carey (with special guest Ben Lester) for an hour of prose and music introducing Perry’s latest book\, the novella Forty Acres Deep–including a discussion of how Carey’s album Break Me Open influenced the book. Book and album signing to follow.\n\nPlease note: this is a free\, non-ticketed event\, so we highly recommend getting there early to grab a seat. URL:https://sneezingcow.com/event/forty-acres-deep-michael-perry-book-release-featuring-s-carey-ben-lester/ LOCATION:Volume One | The Local Store\, 205 N. Dewey Street\, Eau Claire\, WI\, 54703\, United States ORGANIZER;CN="Sneezing Cow Crew":MAILTO:mailinglist@sneezingcow.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=America/Chicago:20230113T190000 DTEND;TZID=America/Chicago:20230113T220000 DTSTAMP:20221117T070304Z CREATED:20221117T061904Z LAST-MODIFIED:20221117T070304Z UID:30510-1673636400-1673647200@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:Michael Perry at the Historic Temple Theatre DESCRIPTION:  \n\n\n\n\n\nOn January 13\, 2023\, Michael Perry returns to the Historic Temple Theatre. Known for his hilarious and heartfelt live shows (“storytelling meets standup”)\, he is a New York Times bestselling author\, screenwriter\, playwright\, and radio show host from New Auburn\, Wisconsin. Among Perry’s twenty-plus books are the bestselling memoirs Population: 485\, Truck: A Love Story\, and Coop\, as well as The Scavengers (for young readers) and his novel The Jesus Cow. Raised on a small Midwestern dairy farm\, Perry put himself through nursing school while working on a ranch in Wyoming\, then detoured into writing. He lives with his wife and two daughters in rural Wisconsin\, where he serves on the local volunteer fire and rescue service. He also produces the popular audio newsletter “Michael Perry’s Voice Mail.” Don’t miss this chance to see him here at the Historic Temple Theatre.\n\n\n\n\n\n\nTickets are $23 after fees. Get yours here.\n\nShow starts at 7PM.\n\nHistoric Temple Theatre of Viroqua\n116 S Main St\, Viroqua\, WI 54665\nwww.historictempletheatre.com URL:https://sneezingcow.com/event/michael-perry-at-the-historic-temple-theatre/ LOCATION:The Historic Temple Theatre\, 116 S. Main Street\, Viroqua\, WI\, 54665\, United States ORGANIZER;CN="Sneezing Cow Crew":MAILTO:mailinglist@sneezingcow.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=America/Chicago:20230107T190000 DTEND;TZID=America/Chicago:20230107T220000 DTSTAMP:20221114T030004Z CREATED:20221114T030004Z LAST-MODIFIED:20221114T030004Z UID:30476-1673118000-1673128800@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:Michael Perry: The Hunker-Up at The Oconomowoc Arts Center - Night #2 DESCRIPTION:What’s the difference between hunkering up and hunkering down? Well\, we hunker up together\, and a whole lot of us are sure ready for that…plus this one includes dinner! Join The Oconomowoc Arts Center for the second of two nights for a happy\, heartfelt “hunker up” with Wisconsin’s New York Times bestselling author (Population 485\, Truck: A Love Story\, Roughneck Grace)\, humorist\, musician\, and radio host for a heartfelt and hilarious evening of stories and songs\, and the stories behind the stories and songs. \n\nPerry also hosts the nationally-syndicated “Tent Show Radio\,” records a weekly Voice Mail\, performs widely as a humorist\, and tours with his band the Long Beds. \nMenu: Bacon-wrapped pork tenderloin with garlic mashed red potatoes and green beans\, farm chicken noodle soup\, and apple crisp. \nDinner begins serving at 6 p.m. \n\nShow starts at 7PM \n\n\n\nBuy Tickets Here \nRegular $39 \nSeniors/Military $34 \nYouth (6-19) $18 \n\nAdd Dinner For $16 \n\nDinner option sales close December 19. URL:https://sneezingcow.com/event/michael-perry-the-hunker-up-at-the-oconomowoc-arts-center-night-2/ LOCATION:Oconomowoc Arts Center\, 641 E Forest Street\, Oconomowoc\, WI\, 53066\, United States ORGANIZER;CN="Sneezing Cow Crew":MAILTO:mailinglist@sneezingcow.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=America/Chicago:20230106T190000 DTEND;TZID=America/Chicago:20230106T220000 DTSTAMP:20221114T030132Z CREATED:20221114T030132Z LAST-MODIFIED:20221114T030132Z UID:30466-1673031600-1673042400@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:Michael Perry: The Hunker-Up at The Oconomowoc Arts Center - Night #1 DESCRIPTION:What’s the difference between hunkering up and hunkering down? Well\, we hunker up together\, and a whole lot of us are sure ready for that…plus this one includes dinner! Join The Oconomowoc Arts Center for the first of two nights for a happy\, heartfelt “hunker up” with Wisconsin’s New York Times bestselling author (Population 485\, Truck: A Love Story\, Roughneck Grace)\, humorist\, musician\, and radio host for a heartfelt and hilarious evening of stories and songs\, and the stories behind the stories and songs. \n\nPerry also hosts the nationally-syndicated “Tent Show Radio\,” records a weekly Voice Mail\, performs widely as a humorist\, and tours with his band the Long Beds. \nMenu: Bacon-wrapped pork tenderloin with garlic mashed red potatoes and green beans\, farm chicken noodle soup\, and apple crisp. \nDinner begins serving at 6 p.m. \n\nShow starts at 7PM \n\n\n\nBuy Tickets Here \nRegular $39 \nSeniors/Military $34 \nYouth (6-19) $18 \n\nAdd Dinner For $16 \n\nDinner option sales close December 19. URL:https://sneezingcow.com/event/michael-perry-the-hunker-up-at-the-oconomowoc-arts-center-night-1/ LOCATION:Oconomowoc Arts Center\, 641 E Forest Street\, Oconomowoc\, WI\, 53066\, United States ORGANIZER;CN="Sneezing Cow Crew":MAILTO:mailinglist@sneezingcow.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=America/Chicago:20221210T190000 DTEND;TZID=America/Chicago:20221210T220000 DTSTAMP:20221021T000418Z CREATED:20221019T223401Z LAST-MODIFIED:20221021T000418Z UID:30348-1670698800-1670709600@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:Michael Perry and the Long Beds at Icehouse MPLS DESCRIPTION:Saturday\, December 10th\, 2022\, Michael Perry and the Long Beds head across the border to return to Icehouse MPLS. The Long Beds feature all-original songs written and sung by Michael Perry (New York Times bestselling author of numerous books including: Population 485\, Truck\, The Scavengers\, and Visiting Tom). Perry began writing music in the early 1990s as a way to break up all-night typing sessions when he was struggling to survive on prose. Eventually a musician friend invited him to play a coffee shop gig. “I’m not saying I was nervous\, but I cranked out a sixty-minute set list in thirty-two minutes flat\,” says Perry. \nSince then Michael has released 4 albums\, several singles\, and toured backed by a collection of renowned musicians who have performed on numerous stages throughout the world (including The Tonight Show\, Austin City Limits\, and Eaux Claires festival) and worked with a host of artists\, including Bon Iver\, S. Carey\, The Staves\, Miley Cyrus\, Lizzo\, Field Report\, The Tallest Man on Earth\, Jimmie Dale Gilmore\, and many more. \nEvery Long Beds show is built on roughneck ballads and freight train rockers interspersed with hilarious off-the-cuff tales from Mike’s diverse experience as a Wisconsin farm kid turned cowboy turned nurse turned best selling author. \nADVANCE: $15 // DAY OF SHOW: $17\n5PM DOORS // 7PM SHOWTIME // ALL AGES \nAdvance Reserve Seating \n2528 Nicollet Ave South\nMinneapolis\, MN\, 55404 \nNostalgic Minneapolis folk rock band\, Harlow\, opens the show. URL:https://sneezingcow.com/event/michael-perry-and-the-long-beds-at-the-icehouse-mpls/ LOCATION:Icehouse MPLS\, 2528 Nicollet Ave South\, Minneapolis\, MN\, 55404\, United States CATEGORIES:Long Beds Concerts ORGANIZER;CN="Sneezing Cow Crew":MAILTO:mailinglist@sneezingcow.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=America/Chicago:20221209T193000 DTEND;TZID=America/Chicago:20221209T220000 DTSTAMP:20221013T055934Z CREATED:20221013T054424Z LAST-MODIFIED:20221013T055934Z UID:30318-1670614200-1670623200@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:Michael Perry and the Long Beds at the JAMF Theater DESCRIPTION:Little Bird40 Acres Deep \n \n \n\n \nOn Friday\, December 9th\, 2022\, Michael Perry returns to the JAMF Theater at the Pablo Center with his band the Long Beds for a night of music\, storytelling\, and laughter\, including recent releases ‘Little Bird’ and ‘Forty Acres Deep.’ This show will feature guest appearances by music teachers Jen Mason and Brad Stoughton of the Fall Creek School District. “I have witnessed firsthand the difference these two dedicated people make in the lives of local students\,” says Perry. “Having them sit in for a couple will be a fun way to recognize and thank them.” \nThe show will include material from Perry‘s new novella\, Forty Acres Deep\, inspired in part by his song of the same name (video here). \nTickets are $25. \nTickets can be purchased here. \nDoors open: 6:30 PM \nShow starts: 7:30 PM URL:https://sneezingcow.com/event/michael-perry-and-the-long-beds-at-the-jamf-theater/ LOCATION:JAMF Theater\, 128 Graham Avenue\, WI\, 54701\, United States CATEGORIES:Long Beds Concerts ORGANIZER;CN="Sneezing Cow Crew":MAILTO:mailinglist@sneezingcow.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=America/Chicago:20221201T100000 DTEND;TZID=America/Chicago:20221201T120000 DTSTAMP:20221121T211658Z CREATED:20221121T211658Z LAST-MODIFIED:20221121T211658Z UID:30529-1669888800-1669896000@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:Keynote Speaker: Private Event DESCRIPTION:Private Event. Want Mike to speak at your event (virtually or in person)? Click “Learn More.”\n\n \n \n Book Mike\n All fields are required. \n \n URLThis field is for validation purposes and should be left unchanged.Name*\n \n \n First\n \n \n \n Last\n \n \n Email Address*\n \n \n Enter Email\n \n \n \n Confirm Email\n \n \n Phone Number*Subject of Inquiry*\n \n Book Mike\n \n \n Book the Long Beds\n \n \n Population 485 script inquiry\n Comments* URL:https://sneezingcow.com/event/keynote-speaker-private-event-33/ END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=America/Chicago:20221130T090000 DTEND;TZID=America/Chicago:20221130T100000 DTSTAMP:20221027T051807Z CREATED:20221027T051807Z LAST-MODIFIED:20221027T051807Z UID:30383-1669798800-1669802400@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:The 38th Annual UW-Whitewater High School Creative Writing Festival DESCRIPTION:New York Times bestselling author\, humorist\, and playwright\, Michael Perry will be speaking at the 38th Annual UW-Whitewater High School Creative Writing Festival. \nEach year approximately 750 high school students (grades 9-12) and teachers participate in the festival\, offering them a chance to hear their work discussed by their peers and writing professionals in a college setting. \nWednesday\, November 30\, 2022 | 9:00 – 3:00 pm CST \nMike speaks at 9 AM. \nMore information is available here. \n  \n  URL:https://sneezingcow.com/event/the-38th-annual-uw-whitewater-high-school-creative-writing-festival/ END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=America/Chicago:20221105T193000 DTEND;TZID=America/Chicago:20221105T220000 DTSTAMP:20221011T204851Z CREATED:20220915T024205Z LAST-MODIFIED:20221011T204851Z UID:30152-1667676600-1667685600@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:Michael Perry Returns to The Park Center in Hayward\, Wisconsin DESCRIPTION:On Saturday\, November 5th\, 2022\, Michael Perry returns to one of his longtime-favorite venues: The Park Center in Hayward\, Wisconsin (formerly know as the Park Theater–Mike remembers when it used to have a “Crying Room”). \nDrawing on his experiences as a Wisconsin dairy farm kid\, Wyoming ranch hand\, and bestselling author who still lives in rural Wisconsin\, Michael Perry has entertained hundreds of audiences with his hilarious and heartfelt stories of country–and “roughneck cosmopolitan”–life. Whether it’s the classic about the sneezing cow\, the awkward one about poison ivy\, a fresh first-time-told tale\, an off-the-cuff tangent\, or a quiet observation about the humanity that binds us\, Perry leaves audiences laughing and reconnected to the reflective bits of life. \nMike will also be sharing stories from his latest release\, Hunker: Brief Essays on Human Connection. \nDate: Saturday\, November 5\, 2022 \nShow start: 7:30 pm \nTickets: $25 advance / $30 door / $5 students \nTickets available online here or you can grab one in person at: Out Of The Woods Winery\, Main Street\, Hayward\, WI\, (715) 699-1709; Redbery Books\, Cable\, WI\, (715) 798-5014; and Whistle Punk\, Stone Lake\, WI\, (715) 957-0222. URL:https://sneezingcow.com/event/michael-perry-returns-to-the-park-center-in-hayward-wisconsin/ LOCATION:Park Theatre\, 15791 U.S. 63 \, Hayward\, WI\, 54843\, United States ORGANIZER;CN="Sneezing Cow Crew":MAILTO:mailinglist@sneezingcow.com END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=America/Chicago:20221104T080000 DTEND;TZID=America/Chicago:20221104T200000 DTSTAMP:20220228T000122Z CREATED:20220228T000122Z LAST-MODIFIED:20220228T000122Z UID:29302-1667548800-1667592000@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:Keynote Speaker: Private Event DESCRIPTION:Private Event. Want Mike to speak at your event (virtually or in person)? Click “Learn More.”\n\n \n \n Book Mike\n All fields are required. \n \n FacebookThis field is for validation purposes and should be left unchanged.Name*\n \n \n First\n \n \n \n Last\n \n \n Email Address*\n \n \n Enter Email\n \n \n \n Confirm Email\n \n \n Phone Number*Subject of Inquiry*\n \n Book Mike\n \n \n Book the Long Beds\n \n \n Population 485 script inquiry\n Comments* URL:https://sneezingcow.com/event/keynote-speaker-private-event-22/ END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=America/Chicago:20221103T080000 DTEND;TZID=America/Chicago:20221103T170000 DTSTAMP:20220919T043106Z CREATED:20220919T043106Z LAST-MODIFIED:20220919T043106Z UID:30219-1667462400-1667494800@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:Keynote Speaker: Private Event DESCRIPTION:Private Event. Want Mike to speak at your event (virtually or in person)? Click “Learn More.”\n\n \n \n Book Mike\n All fields are required. \n \n URLThis field is for validation purposes and should be left unchanged.Name*\n \n \n First\n \n \n \n Last\n \n \n Email Address*\n \n \n Enter Email\n \n \n \n Confirm Email\n \n \n Phone Number*Subject of Inquiry*\n \n Book Mike\n \n \n Book the Long Beds\n \n \n Population 485 script inquiry\n Comments* URL:https://sneezingcow.com/event/keynote-speaker-private-event-31/ END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=America/Chicago:20221027T190000 DTEND;TZID=America/Chicago:20221027T203000 DTSTAMP:20220923T043037Z CREATED:20220923T042941Z LAST-MODIFIED:20220923T043037Z UID:30229-1666897200-1666902600@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:The Friends of the Kraemer Library Presents: Plain Reads with MICHAEL PERRY DESCRIPTION:Stop by the library to pick up a free copy of our first Plain Reads title: Population 485: Meeting Your Neighbors One Siren at a Time. \nRead the book anytime in October and join in for An Evening with Michael Perry\, Thursday\, October 27th\, 7pm in the Community Room. The library is celebrating 20 years! \nMichael Perry is a New York Times bestselling author\, humorist\, playwright\, and radio show host from New Auburn\, Wisconsin. Perry’s bestselling memoirs include Population: 485 (recently adapted for the stage)\, Truck: A Love Story\, Coop\, Visiting Tom\, Million Billion\, Peaceful Persistence\, and Hunker. Among his other dozen titles are the Scavengers (for young readers) and his novel The Jesus Cow. \nRaised on a small Midwestern dairy farm\, Perry put himself through nursing school while working on a ranch in Wyoming\, then detoured into writing. He lives with his wife and two daughters in rural Wisconsin\, where he still makes an occasional call with the local volunteer fire and rescue service. He hosts the nationally-syndicated “Tent Show Radio\,” performs widely as a humorist\, and tours with his band the Long Beds. His three live humor albums include Never Stand Behind A Sneezing Cow and The Clodhopper Monologues. He can be found online at www.sneezingcow.com. Michael also hosts a subscription audio newsletter at www.michaelperry.substack.com. \nThe event is free to all ages. URL:https://sneezingcow.com/event/the-friends-of-the-kraemer-library-presents-plain-reads-with-michael-perry/ LOCATION:Kraemer Library\, 910 Main Street\, Plain\, WI\, 53577\, United States END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=America/Chicago:20221027T110000 DTEND;TZID=America/Chicago:20221027T160000 DTSTAMP:20220613T233218Z CREATED:20220613T233109Z LAST-MODIFIED:20220613T233218Z UID:29612-1666868400-1666886400@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:Keynote Speaker: Private Event DESCRIPTION:Private Event. Want Mike to speak at your event (virtually or in person)? 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Click “Learn More.”\n\n \n \n Book Mike\n All fields are required. \n \n FacebookThis field is for validation purposes and should be left unchanged.Name*\n \n \n First\n \n \n \n Last\n \n \n Email Address*\n \n \n Enter Email\n \n \n \n Confirm Email\n \n \n Phone Number*Subject of Inquiry*\n \n Book Mike\n \n \n Book the Long Beds\n \n \n Population 485 script inquiry\n Comments* URL:https://sneezingcow.com/event/keynote-speaker-private-event-26/ END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=America/Chicago:20220924T190000 DTEND;TZID=America/Chicago:20220924T220000 DTSTAMP:20220909T000921Z CREATED:20220815T020457Z LAST-MODIFIED:20220909T000921Z UID:29958-1664046000-1664056800@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:Michael Perry at "The Historic Cozy Theater" in the Colfax Municipal Building DESCRIPTION:On Saturday\, September 24th\, 2022\, “The Historic Cozy Theater” in the Colfax Municipal Building welcomes the roughneck grace\, humor\, and heartfelt stories of Michael Perry\, New York Times bestselling author\, humorist\, playwright\, songwriter\, and radio show host from New Auburn\, Wisconsin. Perry’s bestselling memoirs include Population: 485\, Truck: A Love Story\, Coop\, Visiting Tom\, Million Billion\,  Peaceful Persistence\, and his recent 2022 release: Hunker. Raised on a small Midwestern dairy farm\, Perry put himself through nursing school while working on a ranch in Wyoming\, then detoured into writing. \nHe lives with his wife and two daughters in rural Wisconsin\, where he still makes the occasional call with the local volunteer fire and rescue service. He hosts the nationally-syndicated “Tent Show Radio\,” performs widely as a humorist\, and tours with his band the Long Beds. His three live humor albums include Never Stand Behind A Sneezing Cow and The Clodhopper Monologues. \nHe can be found online at www.sneezingcow.com. Michael also hosts a subscription audio newsletter at www.michaelperry.substack.com. \nShow starts at 7PM on Saturday September 24\, 2022. \nDoors open at 6PM. \nTickets can be purchased at the door for $20. All proceeds go towards the Colfax Municipal Building\nElevator Fund. More event info can be found here. \nEmail questions to: Knutson.troy@yahoo.com URL:https://sneezingcow.com/event/michael-perry-at-the-historic-cozy-theater-in-the-colfax-municipal-building/ LOCATION:Colfax Municipal Building\, 613 Main Street\, Colfax\, WI\, 54730\, United States END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=America/Chicago:20220917T193000 DTEND;TZID=America/Chicago:20220917T220000 DTSTAMP:20220815T223723Z CREATED:20220713T060847Z LAST-MODIFIED:20220815T223723Z UID:29751-1663443000-1663452000@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:Michael Perry at the Pump House in La Crosse\, WI DESCRIPTION:On Saturday\, September 17\, 2022\, Michael Perry heads down to the The Pump House in La Crosse\, WI to perform a mix of his most beloved and time-tested stories (“The Beer Tent\,” “Pickup Truck Love\,” “The Guinea Pig\,” “Gonna Hafta Puller\,” and others) as well as new material. And expect a selection or two from his newest release\, Hunker: Brief Essays on Human Connection.  \n\nSaturday\, September 17\, 2022\n7:30 PM\nTickets are $30 and can be purchased here.\n\n  URL:https://sneezingcow.com/event/michael-perry-at-the-pump-house-in-la-crosse-wi/ LOCATION:Pump House\, 119 KING STREET\, LA CROSSE\, WI\, 54601\, United States END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=America/Chicago:20220916T100000 DTEND;TZID=America/Chicago:20220916T120000 DTSTAMP:20220227T235156Z CREATED:20220227T235156Z LAST-MODIFIED:20220227T235156Z UID:29301-1663322400-1663329600@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:Keynote Speaker: Private Event DESCRIPTION:Private Event. Want Mike to speak at your event (virtually or in person)? Click “Learn More.”\n\n \n \n Book Mike\n All fields are required. \n \n LinkedInThis field is for validation purposes and should be left unchanged.Name*\n \n \n First\n \n \n \n Last\n \n \n Email Address*\n \n \n Enter Email\n \n \n \n Confirm Email\n \n \n Phone Number*Subject of Inquiry*\n \n Book Mike\n \n \n Book the Long Beds\n \n \n Population 485 script inquiry\n Comments* URL:https://sneezingcow.com/event/keynote-speaker-private-event-21/ END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=America/Chicago:20220910T190000 DTEND;TZID=America/Chicago:20220910T220000 DTSTAMP:20220612T044121Z CREATED:20220612T044121Z LAST-MODIFIED:20220612T044121Z UID:29565-1662836400-1662847200@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:Michael Perry hosts Old Last Night at Big Top Chautauqua DESCRIPTION:On Saturday\, September 10\, 2022\, as the 36th Big Top Chautauqua summer concert season winds down\, join Mike for an evening showcasing the talents of the Blue Canvas Orchestra and special guest performers. The varied lineup will feature NYT bestselling author\, comedian\, and host of Tent Show Radio\, Michael Perry\, as well as certified lunatic\, comic genius\, and all-round charmer\, virtuoso vaudevillian Tomáš Kubínek. \nSaturday\, September 10\, 2022 • 7:00 PM\nTickets: $26/$30/$36 (Half-Price for youth 17 & Under) can be purchased here. \n*Plus applicable taxes and fees: \n\n5.5% State and local sales tax\n$3 Facility Fee per ticket (facility fee is used for tent\, building\, and grounds needs)\n2% Handling Fee per order\, up to a maximum of $8\n“All-In Gate Pricing” Purchases at the gate (totaled with taxes and fees) will be rounded up to the nearest dollar to expedite the line\nNo refunds or exchanges for any shows\n\nSee y’down the road\,\nSneezing Cow Crew \nP. S. Have you heard about Mike’s voicemail? Go to https://michaelperry.substack.com for more details. URL:https://sneezingcow.com/event/michael-perry-hosts-old-last-night-at-big-top-chautauqua-2/ END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=America/Chicago:20220909T140000 DTEND;TZID=America/Chicago:20220909T170000 DTSTAMP:20220604T204005Z CREATED:20220604T204005Z LAST-MODIFIED:20220604T204005Z UID:29548-1662732000-1662742800@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:Keynote Speaker: Private Event DESCRIPTION:Private Event. Want Mike to speak at your event (virtually or in person)? Click “Learn More.”\n\n \n \n Book Mike\n All fields are required. \n \n EmailThis field is for validation purposes and should be left unchanged.Name*\n \n \n First\n \n \n \n Last\n \n \n Email Address*\n \n \n Enter Email\n \n \n \n Confirm Email\n \n \n Phone Number*Subject of Inquiry*\n \n Book Mike\n \n \n Book the Long Beds\n \n \n Population 485 script inquiry\n Comments* URL:https://sneezingcow.com/event/keynote-speaker-private-event-24/ END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=America/Chicago:20220820T193000 DTEND;TZID=America/Chicago:20220820T220000 DTSTAMP:20220712T060229Z CREATED:20220712T060227Z LAST-MODIFIED:20220712T060229Z UID:29812-1661023800-1661032800@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:Michael Perry: Stories and Songs (and Stories Behind the Songs) at Big Top Chautauqua DESCRIPTION:Howdy Folks! \nWe are excited to announce the premiere of a very special night with Michael Perry at Big Top Chautauqua! \nOn Saturday\, August 20\, 2022 at 7:30 PM\, Michael Perry will present a brand new show. Reminiscent of the VH1 Storytellers television series\, Mike will be joined onstage by his longtime bandmate\, and sometimes personal pilot\, Evan Middlesworth. In addition to the side-splitting laughs and fresh stories fans have come to expect\, he and Middlesworth will perform stripped-down versions of several songs from Perry’s musical catalog and share the backstory behind the songs…in addition to a few tales from the tour van. More details can be found here. \nTickets are $26 for adults and half-price for youth and can be purchased online here. URL:https://sneezingcow.com/event/michael-perry-stories-and-songs-and-stories-behind-the-songs-at-big-top-chautauqua/ LOCATION:Big Top Chautauqua\, 32535 Ski Hill Road\, Washburn\, WI\, 54891\, United States CATEGORIES:Long Beds Concerts END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;VALUE=DATE:20220809 DTEND;VALUE=DATE:20220810 DTSTAMP:20220612T231435Z CREATED:20220612T224416Z LAST-MODIFIED:20220612T231435Z UID:29604-1660003200-1660089599@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:Keynote Speaker: Private Event DESCRIPTION:Private Event. Want Mike to speak at your event (virtually or in person)? Click “Learn More.”\n\n \n \n Book Mike\n All fields are required. \n \n CompanyThis field is for validation purposes and should be left unchanged.Name*\n \n \n First\n \n \n \n Last\n \n \n Email Address*\n \n \n Enter Email\n \n \n \n Confirm Email\n \n \n Phone Number*Subject of Inquiry*\n \n Book Mike\n \n \n Book the Long Beds\n \n \n Population 485 script inquiry\n Comments* URL:https://sneezingcow.com/event/keynote-speaker-private-event-25/ END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=America/Chicago:20220805T180000 DTEND;TZID=America/Chicago:20220805T203000 DTSTAMP:20220724T152418Z CREATED:20220612T033955Z LAST-MODIFIED:20220724T152418Z UID:29550-1659722400-1659731400@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:Michael Perry and the Long Beds at the Potter's Shed DESCRIPTION:Little Bird40 Acres Deep \n \n \n\n \nOn Friday\, August 5th\, 2022\, Michael Perry returns to the Potter’s Shed with his band the Long Beds for a night of music\, storytelling\, and laughter\, including recent releases ‘Little Bird’ and ‘Forty Acres Deep.’ Perry began writing songs in the early 1990s during long nights when he was struggling to survive on prose. Often described as “country folk\,” “roughneck folk\,” “folk-twang\,” and Americana\, the Long Beds prefer the description given by an audience member after a benefit concert in Perry’s old high school gym: “You sound just like Gordon Lightfoot… only zippier!” Come join Mike and the band for a night of toe tappin’ and laughter. \nGreg Gilbertson to open the night. \nTickets are $20 – Children under 14 admitted free. \nTickets can be purchased here. \n~ DOORS OPEN @ 5:30 URL:https://sneezingcow.com/event/michael-perry-and-the-long-beds-at-the-potters-shed/ LOCATION:The Potter’s Shed\, 260 Industrial Boulevard\, Shell Lake\, WI\, 54871\, United States CATEGORIES:Long Beds Concerts END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=America/Chicago:20220803T190000 DTEND;TZID=America/Chicago:20220803T210000 DTSTAMP:20220612T035656Z CREATED:20220612T035656Z LAST-MODIFIED:20220612T035656Z UID:29560-1659553200-1659560400@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:Michael Perry and the Long Beds at "Wednesday Night Live" in Mount Horeb DESCRIPTION:Little Bird40 Acres Deep \n \n \n\n \nOn Wednesday\, August 3rd\, 2022\, Michael Perry and the Long Beds journey south to Mount Horeb to perform in the “Wednesday Night Live” concert series. Roll out your favorite lawn blanket or set up your favorite lawn chair and enjoy a night of music\, storytelling\, and laughter\, including recent releases ‘Little Bird’ and ‘Forty Acres Deep.’ Perry began writing songs in the early 1990s during long nights when he was struggling to survive on prose. Often described as “country folk\,” “roughneck folk\,” “folk-twang\,” and Americana\, they prefer the description given by an audience member after a benefit concert in Perry’s old high school gym: “You sound just like Gordon Lightfoot… only zippier!” \nCome join the band at Grundahl Park at 600 South Blue Mounds Street\, Mt Horeb\, WI 53572. Bring a picnic basket and your favorite beverage\, sit back and enjoy a free night of toe tappin’ tunes. \nThis event is free for all ages. \nDirections can be found HERE. URL:https://sneezingcow.com/event/michael-perry-and-the-long-beds-at-wednesday-night-live-in-mount-horeb/ LOCATION:Grundahl Park\, 600 South Blue Mounds Street\, Mount Horeb\, WI\, 53572 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=America/Chicago:20220714T080000 DTEND;TZID=America/Chicago:20220714T170000 DTSTAMP:20220620T233945Z CREATED:20220620T233945Z LAST-MODIFIED:20220620T233945Z UID:29651-1657785600-1657818000@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:Keynote Speaker: Private Event DESCRIPTION:Private Event. Want Mike to speak at your event (virtually or in person)? 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Book and merchandise sales with author signing to follow afterwards. \n\nSaturday\, July 9\, 2022\n7:30 PM\n$16 (plus fees)\nGet your tickets here.\n\n  URL:https://sneezingcow.com/event/michael-perry-on-washington-island/ LOCATION:Trueblood Performing Arts Center\, 870 Main Road\, Washington Island\, WI\, 54246\, United States END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=America/Chicago:20220617T193000 DTEND;TZID=America/Chicago:20220617T223000 DTSTAMP:20220531T010542Z CREATED:20220531T010542Z LAST-MODIFIED:20220531T010542Z UID:29426-1655494200-1655505000@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:New First Night at Big Top Chautauqua hosted by Michael Perry DESCRIPTION:Join Michael for Big Top Chautauqua’s traditional season kickoff – a grand celebration that features regional musicians\, big screen visuals\, and the Native American Blessing of the Tent. This grand reunion will mark the official opening of our 36th Summer Concert Season\, where host Michael Perry will weave his humor and stories throughout the program\, while audiences experience the heart and soul of Big Top – the Blue Canvas Orchestra. Joining us for this special night will be Wisconsin based Singer and Guitarist Scott Kirby. Known for his unique sound best described as Alternative Blues Rock\, Kirby plays over 200 shows every year and has opened for the likes of Suzanne Vega\, Indigo Girls\, Sean Kelly\, Bill Miller\, and Rhonda Vincent. \nOpener: Blessing of the Tent\nFriday\, June 17\, 2022 • 7:30 PM\nTickets*: $ 26 (youth half-price) can be purchased here. \n*Plus applicable taxes and fees: \n5.5% State and local sales tax\n$3 Facility Fee per ticket (facility fee is used for tent\, building\, and grounds needs)\n2% Handling Fee per order\, up to a maximum of $8\n“All-In Gate Pricing” Purchases at the gate (totaled with taxes and fees) will be rounded up to the nearest dollar to expedite the line\nNo refunds or exchanges for any shows URL:https://sneezingcow.com/event/new-first-night-at-big-top-chautauqua-hosted-by-michael-perry-2/ LOCATION:Big Top Chautauqua\, 32535 Ski Hill Road\, Washburn\, WI\, 54891\, United States END:VEVENT BEGIN:VEVENT DTSTART;TZID=America/Chicago:20220519T150000 DTEND;TZID=America/Chicago:20220519T163000 DTSTAMP:20211102T171756Z CREATED:20211102T171756Z LAST-MODIFIED:20211102T171756Z UID:28901-1652972400-1652977800@sneezingcow.com SUMMARY:Keynote Speaker: Private Event DESCRIPTION:Private Event. 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