Greetings Sigma Tau Delta

This morning I noticed I was being followed. On Twitter. By Sigma Tau Delta. And they don’t even know that in my next book (coming out August 21) I wrote:

I was in touch with Mark by phone throughout the day. By utter coincidence, bidding on the running gear commenced just as I was being introduced before some one thousand or so bright faces in a very large conference hall attached to a Hyatt Regency in Minneapolis. And so, dear members of Sigma Tau Delta, it is with thanks and apologies that I explain: The reason I hunkered down behind the riser and clapped my phone to my ear immediately after concluding remarks on the state of rural literature in a postmodern age was to ask Mark, “Did we get it? Did we get it?”

Ooh, mysterious.