Jul
16
Tags: things I've learned
Posted in News |
You really can’t call yourself a farmer unless you’ve got at least one purple fingernail.
Jul
13
Tags: dumb farmer, things I've learned
Posted in News |
If you’re trying to pull up one of those step-in fence posts and it just won’t budge, no matter how hard you grunt and heave, umm, check to make sure you’re not standing on the step-in.
May
27
Tags: things I've learned
Posted in News |
…the tape measure blade slip off the end of the 2×4 when you don’t want it to, but clings tight when you try to shake it loose?
May
8
Tags: things I've learned
Posted in News |
I apparently emanate some invisible force field that prevents the function of “automatic” soap dispensers, faucets, and paper towel machines. I stand there flapping my hands like I’m conducting Beethoven’s Fifth while absolutely nothing happens.
May
30
Tags: things I've learned
Posted in News |
The reason that air compressor was on sale and cheaper than the rest is because none of the attachments were included. Not the hose, not the chuck, not the coupler, not the gauge. Not even the hose. Pretty picture on the box, though.