Rediscovered box of (former) books. Contained verminous confetti.
Wow. Late 2013 and STILL it takes me four tries to spell millennium.
*&%# Got rip-roaring three-day deal on rental car from very helpful rep then forgot to fill gas. $7.99/gal. Now talking to mirror: “YERANIDIOT!!”
From the Department of Good Question, I Ask It Often Of Myself! comes the following quote, taken from the comments section of a column I wrote:
“Who is Michael Perry and what qualifies him for the numerous articles?”
Email subject line that failed to sway me today: Hey Good Lookin’–Get a FREE Citrus Body Cleansing Gel!
As folks who have received thank you notes from me can confirm, I have never quite nailed down the spelling of “privilege.”
Going through manuscript deleting the word “little.” A little this, a little that, a little-little-little, ad infinitum. #1 writing tic.
Easy to be angry at a tree, harder to understand why. #LowLimbHeadBonk #LizardBrain