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		<title>Boing-Boing</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 18:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MikePerry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Deep into #writing (coffee, candles, music, la-la-la) #EMS pager set on BUZZ goes off in pocket, po-go&#8217;d right off the dang yoga ball.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Deep into <a title="#writing" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23writing" rel="nofollow"><s>#</s><strong>writing</strong></a> (coffee, candles, music, la-la-la) <a title="#EMS" href="http://twitter.com/#%21/search?q=%23EMS" rel="nofollow"><s>#</s><strong>EMS</strong></a> pager set on BUZZ goes off in pocket, po-go&#8217;d right off the dang yoga ball.</p>
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		<title>Sometimes Lights and Sirens Are Peaceful</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 18:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MikePerry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First responder training last night. Which leads me to say: So lucky and grateful to do what I do. Deep in a book and up against a deadline, trying to get this out (and a big thank you to Alissa&#8230; <a href="http://sneezingcow.com/2011/09/16/lights-and-sirens-are-peaceful/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First responder training last night. Which leads me to say: So lucky and grateful to do what I do. Deep in a book and up against a deadline, <a href="http://sneezingcow.com/2011/09/15/sneak-listen-to-clodhopper-monologues/">trying to get this out</a> (and a big thank you to Alissa and Blakeley, who keep the paddleboat on course), my family putting up with the grump who disappears into the little room over the garage&#8230;but man, I&#8217;m grateful for this writing life.</p>
<p>That said, I&#8217;m also never happier than when I&#8217;m hanging out with people from all walks of life &#8211; tow-truck operators, nurses, mechanics, truck drivers, electricians, farmers, retirees, office workers, pretty much whatever y&#8217;got &#8211; who are gathered to speak the language of Fire and EMS. At training last night we practiced inserting Combitubes and King airways, worked with the defribrillators, rehearsed epi pen protocols, and worked some spinal cord stabilization scenarios that included a close examination of the underside of a fire truck. In between, of course, there were the smoke-n-joke (without the smoking, not allowed) sessions, the wisecracks, the friendly needling&#8230;all part of the reason that I&#8217;ve stuck with some element of Fire and/or EMS for the past 23 years even as the rest of my life has gotten progressively busier. I stick with it because it&#8217;s &#8220;boots on the ground&#8221; in every sense.  Emergency calls &#8211; even just a handful per year &#8211; keep me tethered directly to reality and provide a perpetual sense of scale. When it&#8217;s time to hang it up, I&#8217;ll hang it up. But for now that pager is either A) on my hip, B) under my pillow, or C) in the console of the car waiting to be switched on as soon as I return to within range of the county line.</p>
<p>So &#8211; from those earliest calls through the &#8220;Nobbern&#8221; days and right up to the present &#8211; a big thank you to my EMS/Fire brothers and sisters for allowing me to play in the sandbox.</p>
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		<title>Fire/EMS Recruitment</title>
		<link>http://sneezingcow.com/2011/05/09/fireems-recruitment/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=fireems-recruitment</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2011 09:56:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MikePerry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because of my background in Fire and EMS, I&#8217;m often asked to participate in related events. Unfortunately, time and travel rarely allow it. Brule Fire Department Chief Keith Kesler made a similar request of me recently, and although I can&#8217;t&#8230; <a href="http://sneezingcow.com/2011/05/09/fireems-recruitment/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Because of my background in Fire and EMS, I&#8217;m often asked to participate in related events. Unfortunately, time and travel rarely allow it. Brule Fire Department Chief Keith Kesler made a similar request of me recently, and although I can&#8217;t be there for the &#8220;Be Somebody&#8221; campaign, I thought I&#8217;d share some of their materials&#8230;perhaps they will be of use to departments elsewhere in the United States. We&#8217;re all doin&#8217; the same thing, just with different accents.</p>
<p>Please note: more information below the photo gallery.</p>

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<p>After the page break, more details on this year&#8217;s event.<span id="more-8007"></span></p>
<p><strong>NEWS</strong><strong> </strong><strong>from the BE SOMEBODY – Fire/EMS Recruiting Campaign</strong><strong></strong></p>
<p>SUBJECT:                     BE SOMEBODY – Fire/EMS Recruiting Campaign Kick Off</p>
<p>MEDIA CONTACT:     Borg Isaksen, 715-372-5031 (W); 715-372-5964 (H); 218-269-1275 Cell</p>
<p>The 2011 “BE SOMEBODY – Fire/EMS Recruiting Campaign” will kick off on <strong>Friday, May 20th at 3pm</strong> to increase public awareness that (1) Emergency response in rural areas  is generally provided by volunteers, and (2) Most small town Fire and  EMS (Emergency Medical Services) departments are actively recruiting new  members.</p>
<p>This highly publicized “Kick Off” will take place from 3-6pm in the  small town of Brule, WI, directly alongside Highway 2.  Personnel from  over 30 departments will be arriving between 3-4pm to answer questions  and show apparatus. Also scheduled is an on site 3 hour remote broadcast  with WNXR radio (107.3 FM) featuring their “Q-Ball” show personality.  Additionally, a presence is expected from supporting state agencies and  local dignitaries. Citizens and Media representatives will have the  opportunity to speak with all parties, take pictures, and film  interviews.</p>
<p>After the kick off and through Friday evening, volunteer departments  and organizations will stage individually in their northwestern  Wisconsin communities.   Departments will station themselves in higher  traffic areas to emphasize their “24 Hour/Seven Day a Week” commitment  to provide emergency services.  Major corridors including Highways 2,  13, 35, 63, 27, 70, and various county trunks, will have fire and  ambulance department volunteers, emergency vehicles, and signs saying  “BE SOMEBODY” and “HELP WANTED.”</p>
<p>Recruitment and retention is the number one challenge for volunteer  emergency service organizations.  The need is not only for firefighters,  rescue personnel, and EMS responders, but also for volunteers to fill  roles such as fire hall and vehicle maintenance, secretary, treasurer,  fire inspections, and food preparation during emergencies.</p>
<p>More</p>
<p>Communities have long relied on the commitment and dedication of  volunteers to provide quality, professional, cost effective emergency  service for their citizens in the time of need.  In fact, a 2004 “Cost  Savings Study and Calculator” released by the National Volunteer Fire  Council documents that each Fire or EMS volunteer saves their community  an average of $45,000 per year.</p>
<p>The many benefits of being an emergency response volunteer include  helping neighbors, becoming involved in the community, sharing in  department camaraderie, learning career building skills and  participating in service award/retirement programs.  Community members  are encouraged to stop and discuss these opportunities with department  members during this event.</p>
<p>The “BE SOMEBODY” phone line has been established to aid those  interested in becoming emergency services volunteers.  Interested groups  or individuals may call 888-926-1676  and leave a message indicating what service they are interested in and  it will be forwarded to the appropriate department chief or director who  will return their call and answer questions.</p>
<p>Questions concerning this event may be directed to Brule Fire  Department member Borg Isaksen, kick off media coordinator, at  715-372-5031 (W), 715-372-5964 (H), 218-269-1275 (Cell) or borg[at]northbaytrading.com.    Borg will assist in setting up any special arrangements that may be  required to meet the needs of media wishing to cover this event as well  as provide contact information for participating departments throughout  northwestern Wisconsin.</p>
<p>The “BE SOMEBODY – Fire/EMS Recruiting Campaign” was established in  1997 by Jan Victorson, Director of Bayfield County Emergency Management,  and Chief Keith Kesler of the Brule Fire Department with funding  provided by a grant from the Wisconsin Department of Transportation.   The event involves most departments in Douglas and Bayfield Counties,  with frequent participation from neighboring counties throughout  Northwest Wisconsin.</p>
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		<title>Same Everywhere</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 08:52:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MikePerry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This get-together in Alabama looks familiar&#8230;love the similarities that transcend geography.  Also, they&#8217;re selling their old fire truck.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/album.php?id=159504764103948&amp;aid=42513">This get-together in Alabama</a> looks familiar&#8230;love the similarities that transcend geography.  Also, they&#8217;re selling their old fire truck.</p>
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		<title>Firefighter Benefit Today</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2011 10:43:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re anywhere near the Eau Claire, Wisconsin, today, you&#8217;ll be able to get yourself some spaghetti while seated in close proximity to fire trucks and helping a couple of fellow volunteers currently facing serious medical issues. I&#8217;ll be on&#8230; <a href="http://sneezingcow.com/2011/04/02/firefighter-benefit-today/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p>If you&#8217;re anywhere near the Eau Claire, Wisconsin, today, you&#8217;ll be able to get yourself some spaghetti while seated in close proximity to fire trucks and helping a couple of fellow volunteers currently facing serious medical issues.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll be on the road, but the silent auction and/or raffle will include some signed books and CDs.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m grateful to say that I am an auxiliary member of the department, serving in a first responder capacity.</p>
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		<title>Helping Our Own</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 12:43:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re anywhere near the Eau Claire, Wisconsin, area on Saturday, April 2, you&#8217;ll be able to get yourself some spaghetti while seated in close proximity to fire trucks and helping a couple of fellow volunteers currently facing serious medical&#8230; <a href="http://sneezingcow.com/2011/03/23/helping-our-own/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://sneezingcow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Benefit.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-7460" title="TFD Benefit" src="http://sneezingcow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Benefit-366x500.jpg" alt="" width="366" height="500" /></a></p>
<p>If you&#8217;re anywhere near the Eau Claire, Wisconsin, area on Saturday, April 2, you&#8217;ll be able to get yourself some spaghetti while seated in close proximity to fire trucks and helping a couple of fellow volunteers currently facing serious medical issues.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll be on the road, but the silent auction and/or raffle will include some signed books and CDs.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m grateful to say that I am an auxiliary member of the department, serving in a first responder capacity.</p>
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		<title>That Voice in the Night</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 10:06:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night as part of our monthly first responder training we were given a tour of the local dispatch center. It was my first time to peer in and see the dim-lit room with all the colorful screens where the&#8230; <a href="http://sneezingcow.com/2011/02/23/that-voice-in-the-night/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last night as part of our monthly first responder training we were given a tour of the local dispatch center. It was my first time to peer in and see the dim-lit room with all the colorful screens where the people with the headsets try to keep track of all the trouble in the county. It&#8217;s a difficult job. In <a href="http://sneezingcow.com/store/books/population-485-paperback/"><em>Population 485</em></a>, I wrote:</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><em>Dispatchers have a tough gig.  They function as interlocutor between two parties occupying various states of panic.  They sort it out the best they can.  It’s fascinating to think of them wherever they are, with their phone, their microphone, their maps, playing such a critical role in a drama where they never meet the other players.  The dispatcher is hip-deep and detached, all at once.  Think of a football coach locked in an office during the game, calling plays and relaying them to the quarterback based on reports given to him by a fan on a cell phone</em></p>
<p>So thanks, dispatchers. Next time I&#8217;m keying the mic from some ditch or logging trail or porch or from the cab of my pickup truck for &#8220;case number and times&#8221;, it&#8217;ll be nice to be able to conjure where that voice in my radio is coming from.</p>
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		<title>Muddy Foggy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 14:29:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mid-forties at dawn, raining, melting, fog so thick I can&#8217;t see the granary from the garage. Shucked corn for chickens (last load of cob corn is stored in the back of the Binder), now to get some typing done. Tip&#8230; <a href="http://sneezingcow.com/2011/02/17/muddy-foggy/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mid-forties at dawn, raining, melting, fog so thick I can&#8217;t see the granary from the garage. Shucked corn for chickens (last load of cob corn is stored in the back of <a href="http://sneezingcow.com/store/books/truck-paperback/">the Binder</a>), now to get some typing done.</p>
<p>Tip of the helmet to everyone who got yesterday&#8217;s MABAS reference. Don&#8217;t make me pull the Life Safety card&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Real Proud</title>
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		<dc:creator>MikePerry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Made my annual pilgrimage to the New Auburn Area Fire Department banquet Saturday. Played a little bingo, visited with the Beagle (and his tattoo), many other dear friends and neighbors. Dang, I love the place. Also got to see a&#8230; <a href="http://sneezingcow.com/2011/02/08/real-proud/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Made my annual pilgrimage to the New Auburn Area Fire Department banquet Saturday. Played a little bingo, visited with the Beagle (and <a href="http://sneezingcow.com/2009/01/05/population-485-miscellaneous-images/dsc01757/">his tattoo</a>), many other dear friends and neighbors. Dang, I love the place.</p>
<p>Also got to see a guy I made many calls with in the past. In <a href="http://sneezingcow.com/store/books/truck-paperback/"><em>Truck</em></a>, I mention him in the following passage:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Ryan fell through the ice on his way to go fishing last winter. He went all the way to the bottom and bounced back to the top without losing his fire pager. Now we call him the human fish finder.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Ryan&#8217;s real name is Rayne. I remember when he first started with the department. Like all young rookies, he got his share of ribbing, and plenty of it from me. But it is with utter solemnity that I report Ryan/Rayne moved up north and joined the Ashland Fire Department and is now being honored (along with three fellow members) for actions that have my deepest respect.  If you know anything about Lake Superior in winter, you will understand how grateful we are that everyone is back safely ashore.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.ashlandwi.com/articles/2011/02/04/news/doc4d4ce38342393877670514.txt">Detailed story here</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.northlandsnewscenter.com/news/video/Four-Men-Honored-After-Making-Tough-Rescue-on-Lake-Superior-115382034.html">More info and video here</a>.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s the real deal there, Mister Edinger.</p>
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		<title>Notes From an Ambulance Call</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 20:40:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MikePerry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just got back from a first responder run.  Enroute, I heard the following radio traffic, which made me smile and may give you an indication of the territory around here: DISPATCH: Sheriff Deputy #123, please respond to XXX Blank Road,&#8230; <a href="http://sneezingcow.com/2011/01/27/notes-from-an-ambulance-call/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just got back from a first responder run.  Enroute, I heard the following radio traffic, which made me smile and may give you an indication of the territory around here:</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>DISPATCH:</strong> <em>Sheriff Deputy #123, please respond to XXX Blank Road, make contact regarding a report of stolen chickens.</em><strong></strong></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>DEPUTY #345:</strong> <em>Dispatch, be advised, Deputy #123 is unavailable, he&#8217;s out chasing cows.</em></p>
<p>Unrelated, but perhaps of interest, while responding to this call I was also reminded that the reason they put that little &#8220;ON/OFF&#8221; switch on the controller for your snowplow is to prevent the possibility of your rescue kit tipping off the kid&#8217;s car seat and landing on the controller, at which you suddenly find yourself plowing bare asphalt at, oh, too-many-miles-per-hour.</p>
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