Shakespeare got his t-shirt at Arcadia Books in Spring Green, Wisconsin. You can get yours here. Also, that book of poetry in the background? It’s Todd Boss’s Yellowrocket, and we (the Shakespearean Royal We) recommend it for the poem “Wood Burning” alone.
P.S. One hopes Bill knows it’s “NEVER” not “EVER,” although a declarative “Ever stand behind a sneezing cow!” has the ring of a Shakespearean epithet.