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Archive for November, 2011

Home Again

Just returned from a 2,508 mile road trip with my family. Minnesota, Iowa, Nebraska, Colorado. And back. Many happy memories made, including trick-or-treating as a platoon of Army ants with our Colorado relatives. Plus fine, fond times with new friends and old friends. Generally upbeat demeanors mile after mile although dad has to work at this the most and was failing there at the end.

Thank you to my wife who is the impetus behind these events, to our neighbors who tend the chickens, and to Mills who hides behind the garage with a shotgun (metaphorically or not, you decide) while we are absent.

Favorite memory: Freeze tag at rest areas, and hiking to Doc Holliday’s putative grave in the Colorado sun/snow.

Encore Tent Show Radio Tonight – Johnsmith, Eliza Gilkyson, John Gorka, & Cheryl Wheeler

If you’re within range of one of these stations tonight (Saturday, November 5th) we hope you’ll join Mike as he hosts another edition of Tent Show Radio from Big Top Chautauqua. Information on streaming the show here.

The musical guests will be Johnsmith, Eliza Gilkyson, John Gorka, & Cheryl Wheeler, and in this episode’s monologue – delivered from the backstage dressing room with the one lonely little lightbulb burnin’ – …Mike discusses giant oxen, bent shovel handles, and why the path to happiness is more than likely paved with dirt.

You can join the Tent Show Radio Facebook page here.

Reason #742 Writing is Unlike Logging

My two brothers and I are all self-employed and used to taking our work where we can find it. As such I am at this moment working on a book while sitting in a hotel lobby. While considering the pros and cons of the portability of my job, I was given to think of my brother Jed trying to log in a hotel lobby. Knowing him as I do, I can tell you he would get quite a kick out of the attempt. I can almost smell the two-cycle exhaust. And I think we could snake the skidder cables in through the automatic doors, although one assumes the SWAT teams would have arrived by then.

A Little Taste of the Book

My next book (no title yet, earliest it will be out is August 2012) is much more focused on a man named Tom than it is on me or my family. But anyone who read Truck knows I have a soft spot for pickup trucks and girls, so here’s an excerpt from the current draft in which I am accompanied by my then 3-year-old, who is resolutely sucking her thumb as we hammer down the backroads:

Jane and I are on our way to visit Tom Hartwig. He’s going to cut and bend some steel for me. Normally the truck would be rolling on blacktop, but crews are resurfacing and reshaping the curves along this stretch of county road, so they have chomped and removed the asphalt. Gravel rattles in the wheel wells, and a whorl of dust spins from beneath the back bumper to drift in our wake. It’s good to drive a dirt road, especially in a pickup truck. You get a whole different feel coming up through the wheel. There’s a little give, a little float to the curves. You feel like maybe life is more liveable when everything doesn’t have to be all double-yellow perfect. Given time and good spirits in the company of a child I believe you should converse with that child, but right now Jane’s thumb is well-planted and furthermore I can cultivate in her worse habits than the love of watching farm fields slide past an open truck window to the tune of yesteryear’s country music legends, so I punch the radio button and dial up Moose Country 106.7. I do my best to raise my children right, but some lessons are best imparted by ladies, specifically among them Patsy, Tammy, Loretta, and even – especially – Dolly.

A Good Editor

Current book project moving along…one more big deadline to hit, and if I hit it, the book will be out in August 2012. Fingers not crossed, because that makes it tough to type. All writers should be blessed with an editor like mine. She has mastered the ability to tolerate my false starts and wish-wash and perplexitude and yet she knows just when to brandish the figurative ball peen hammer…wrapped in velvet, of course.