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Archive for August, 2011

Encore Tent Show Radio Tonight – Los Lonely Boys

 

If you’re within range of one of these stations tonight (Saturday, August 20th) we hope you’ll join Mike as he hosts another edition of Tent Show Radio from Big Top Chautauqua.  Information on streaming the show here.

The musical guests will be Los Lonely Boys, and in this episode’s monologue – delivered from the backstage dressing room with the one lonely little lightbulb burnin’ – Mike discusses the glory and responsibilities of being a cheesehead (regarding the green-and-gold elephant in the room, this was recorded prior to the recent Super Bowl, and we didn’t want to jinx anything!).

You can join the Tent Show Radio Facebook page here.

Hog Stew

So last winter your freezer conks and you find five whole chickens on the outer edge of thaw and you think they’d probably be fine but you just don’t have the gut-based gumption, so you refreeze and wait ’til windfall apple season and you make the following recipe:

5 whole chickens

3 5-gallon buckets of windfall apples

Some water

Boil in cauldron

Stir until repulsive

Let cool overnight

In morning, feed to joyful pigs.

 

Running On…

…coffee fumes and laser printer dust and last night four hours of sleep, but still getting chores done and just now dear friend I haven’t seen for years just walked in, so computer goes off for rest of day.

Problem With Being Legendarily Absent-Minded

Is that Dad calls wondering if I have the keys to the trailer after I borrowed it for the family reunion and I tell him I don’t, and everything is cordial, but when the call ends neither one of us fully believes I don’t have the keys.

Encore Tent Show Radio Tonight – Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

 

If you’re within range of one of these stations tonight (Saturday, August 13th) we hope you’ll join Mike as he hosts another edition of Tent Show Radio from Big Top Chautauqua.  Information on streaming the show here.

The musical guests will be the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, and in this episode’s monologue – delivered from the backstage dressing room with the one lonely little lightbulb burnin’ – Mike discusses banjo jokes and the joy of live performance.

You can join the Tent Show Radio Facebook page here.

Blood in the Morning

After chores and before beginning the writing day, I butchered a chicken. It’s a meat chicken, healthy enough until yesterday when it lost the ability to walk. This despite it being free-range and not all that big. But I’ve learned the hard way that once their legs give out, it’s just a slow decline and you also wind up with a bird you wouldn’t want to eat. So off I went behind the pole barn. Didn’t take too long, although it helped that last night before going to bed I made a quick review of this site.

Upside? While plucking the chicken I worked out a paragraph transition, which I will apply myself to right now.