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Archive for July, 2011

Pigs and Anne Murray

 

Fed the pigs a mix of hog feed and curdled goat milk. In the background you can hear Anne Murray singing on the pickup truck radio. It was tuned to WCFW, where FM means Fine Music.

Coming Soon

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Chickens fed at 7 a.m., in studio by 8 a.m., working on a side project with my friend Jaime. More details over the next couple of weeks. Hint? Those squiggles are me talking. There is also a hint in the zoom.

Meanwhile, now I’m back to working on the next book.

Screen Window

Over there on the Facebook, a man named Randy asked about something I had written about screen doors in one of my books. As far as I know, the only thing I’ve ever written about my screen doors is how they are in constant disrepair, and if I want one fixed or hung decently, I have to hire the job out. But maybe Randy was remembering this, from Truck: A Love Story:

I eat in my favorite spot, the big green chair in the living room beside the bookcase with a view through the screen to Main Street.  I can’t imagine a finer moment than to be here in this old chair with this fresh alive food in my lap, all the greenness and the garlic and the sounds of the day easing through the screen on the back of a breeze.  The bruschetta recipe comes from an email printed and pinned to my recipe board.  It’s from the poet Bruce Taylor, an above-average hedonist who once stood by an open window in a bar on a spring afternoon and said, “Sometimes the best thing to do with a beautiful day like this is to spend some if it sitting in here looking out.”  There is something about listening to a day through a screen that infuses the moment, as if the steel mesh slows the day down, lets us bathe in it a bit more.  A screen seems to filter the harshness from the outside noises and they reach your ear softened.  It will be best if the sound is coming to you over a varnished wooden floor decorated with a strip of sunlight; the flat surface, however artificially imposed, is reassuring in the face of entropy and has the added advantage of being made from trees and blessed by light.  It is exquisite to sit here in this perfect moment, eating food that I – a black-thumb gardener – have coaxed from seed to fork.  I am humbled that in the face of all chaos, I should have this plain, priceless moment.

And then the nap.  Set the bowl on the floor, tip the head back, take the glorious option of not fighting the heaviness in each eyelid.  Maybe you shift your shoulders a little to get just right, and then there you are, sleeping sitting up in the middle of the afternoon of a perfect day.  If you ride the wave perfectly, catch it on the downslope, snag that catnap where you dip into unconsciousness and then rise smoothly back to wakefulness after only a few minutes yet having shut down long enough to defragment the mind, O, then that is a glorious thing not to be replicated with any long snore.  You come awake with freshness and clarity and the strip of sunlight has shifted, and you are living punctum in the present, saudade before it is sad.

 

Nice 4th and Baler Photos

Good 4th last night. Sat on our ridge with a fire and 70% homegrown food (have never successfully grown marshmallows), just enough breeze and woodsmoke to keep the mosquitoes and gnats in fly-by mode, and for miles in all directions, amateur fireworks (some of which get bigger every year).

Have never been a fireworks guy. Don’t care to play with them, and figure you might as well light five dollar bills and throw them to the wind. But yesterday I harrumphed and approved the expenditure of $16.50 toward a simple grab-bag batch. We parsed them out over the evening between homemade campfire pies and watching the bigger bursts in the distance. Saved a bunch of colorful ones for the very end. And after watching the 11-year-old dance across the yard writing with a sparkler in the dark, after hearing the four-year-old’s peals of laughter at the colorful ones that spun in the driveway…well, sometimes a guy has to unbend a little, huh? We spread that $16.50 out over two hours and while I stood holding my wife’s hand in the dark as the last colors fizzled, we did the math on any number of other manufactured entertainments and figured we took the cash for a decent ride.

Earlier in the day my wife and daughters went to the river with friends while I stayed home to write, move some chickens, and help my neighbor (same guy who did this) bale a batch of hay. (Later that night when we were going to make campfire pies and realized we didn’t have any bread, I ran back over there and he lent us half a loaf – there’s yer rural barter system in full effect).

Right Back At It

After a lovely day at the edge of Lake Superior with my family, we drove home yesterday and within 24 hours of doing this in a boater, I was baling hay with our neighbor Tom and my buddy Mills. That’s the kind of re-entry I dig.

And a gigantic thank you to Mills who covered chores (with some help from our neighbors) while we were gone. From the way the chickens talked to me this morning, apparently Mills gets out there a little earlier than I do.

Thanks BigToppers

From riggers to runners to props to sound to the blue vests and all the myriad crew who prove that even a tent relies on a strong foundation, thank you for another fine Big Top experience. Big tip of the boater to the singers, dancers, actors and musicians who helped me navigate the stage in every sense. Sometimes Mother Nature rules, but the storm is passed and what rings in my ears is not the thunder but the music…

Encore Tent Show Radio Tonight – John Hiatt and the Combo

If you’re within range of one of these stations tonight (Saturday, July 2nd) we hope you’ll join Mike as he hosts another edition of Tent Show Radio from Big Top Chautauqua.  Information on streaming the show here.

The musical guests will be John Hiatt and the Combo, and in this episode’s monologue – delivered from the backstage dressing room with the one lonely little lightbulb burnin’ – Mike discusses the dangers posed by hungry musicians.

You can join the Tent Show Radio Facebook page here.

SET LIST:

Blue Canvas Orchestra: Minor Thing

John Hiatt: Drive South, Lift Up Every Stone, Tennessee Plates, Cry Love, The Tiki Bar Is Open,

Michael Perry Monologue: Crossing Muddy Waters, Ethylene, Have A Little Faith In Me,

Blue Canvas Orchestra: Jazzy Fischer’s, Hobo Blues

At the Big Top Tonight

I am honored to have a modest part in the Big Top Chautauqua show tonight. The show is Take it to the Lake, a humorous and heartfelt and artful look at the powerful history and presence of Lake Superior. This is an original work created by Betty Ferris and Warren Nelson, and the quality of the words and images are not only enduring, they have allowed me to see “the one and only queen of the inland seas” with an entirely new breadth and perspective.

In rehearsing for the show, I have also verified something I’ve known all along: What the Big Top actors and musicians make look easy isn’t easy at all. I’ll do my level best to get my lines and hit the mark, but the heart and soul of this show belongs to the big blue tent and the people who built it…those musicians and actors on stage tonight, and all the hardworking veterans behind the scenes.