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Encore Tent Show Radio Tonight – Yonder Mountain String Band

If you’re within range of one of these stations tonight (Saturday, July 30th) we hope you’ll join Mike as he hosts another edition of Tent Show Radio from Big Top Chautauqua.  Information on streaming the show here.

The musical guests will be the Yonder Mountain String Band, and in this episode’s monologue – delivered from the backstage dressing room with the one lonely little lightbulb burnin’ – Mike discusses the joys of late-night backroad pickup truck driving.

You can join the Tent Show Radio Facebook page here.

Set List:

Blue Canvas Orchestra: Ballyhoo

Yonder Mountain String Band: Half Moon Rising Yonder, Lord Only Knows, On The Run, Death Trip, Instrumental, Ramblin’ In The Rambler, This Lonesome Heart, Yonder Mountain String Band;

Michael Perry: Monologue

Yonder Mountain String Band: Make A Fool Out Of Me, Mother’s Only Son, Blind Corn Liquor Pickers, Didn’t Go Wrong, Ramber’s Anthem

Blue Canvas Orchestra: Hobo Blues

Jamboree Days

For the first time in years I wasn’t able to make it to Jamboree Days in my hometown of New Auburn (Grandma’s 100th birthday, a decent excuse). The newspaper had photos of the parade, including this one, which makes me happy and sad at once because I know the feller, I know the street, and way in the background there, that short little section of tall roof? My old house, the one I lived in while I wrote Population 485.

I sure love Nobbern.

Yesterday…

…was a good day. Up at 6 a.m. to write for a while, then chores.  Tried to start tractor but it wouldn’t. Got a little cranky. Wiggled things, lifted hood, pulled mouse nest from beneath air cleaner, wiggled more things. Tried battery charger. Nothing. Stared futilely. Decided to call mechanic. Called mother-in-law first (she owns tractor). She said check that you don’t have the emergency brake on or something. Yah, right, I thought. Tried tractor one more time, realized I had PTO engaged, which locks ignition. Got tractor started. Moved both chicken coops. Moved fence. Took a timeout to speak with editor about how, um, new book was coming along. Finished moving chickens. Fed pigs. Took car in for service. Worked on new book for three hours while car being serviced. Home and loaded 1951 International pickup with wheat, moved wheat to granary, gave a couple forkfuls to voracious chickens. Split a pile of wood the size of a smallish igloo. Then kissed wife, daughters, ate homegrown greens and homegrown pork chop. Then back to work on book until late. Sometimes you simply can’t explain your good luck so when you finally shut the chickens in* you stand there and look up at a billion stars and whisper, thanks.

*To be absolutely accurate and in the interest of harmony at home, let it be known that last night my wife shut the chickens in.

Michael Jackson on Country Radio

Two paragraphs from the book in progress. In this scene I am driving down a country road in a pickup accompanied by my youngest daughter:

Normally the truck would be rolling on blacktop, but the county is resurfacing and reshaping the curves along this stretch, so they have torn up the asphalt. Gravel rattles in the wheel wells, and dust is barrel-rolling from beneath the back bumper. Given time and good spirits in the company of a child I believe you should converse with that child, but right now Jane’s thumb is well-planted and furthermore I can cultivate in her worse habits than the love of watching farm fields slide past an open truck window to the tune of yesteryear’s country music legends, so I punch the radio button and dial up Moose Country 106.7. In a real cultural neck-snapper I get neither Conway nor Loretta nor Patsy nor Merle but rather a special news bulletin declaring that 20,000 people have at this moment gathered at the Staples Center to memorialize the lately deceased pop star Michael Jackson.

I can offer no original observations regarding the sad tangle of Mr. Jackson’s abbreviated existence, but having come of age in the era of Thriller, I – yes, even I, a rhythmless clodhopper from rural Chippewa County, Wisconsin – absorbed enough of his oeuvre so that the radio chatter loosens a scatter of sublimated memories. The squirmiest of these are tied to my university days, when I followed Michael’s specific lead in terms of couture and clad myself in shoulder-padded jackets, redundant buckles, and profligate zippers. (In these my rumpled years I sometimes find myself caught in the sights of self-appointed style Samaritans. “Once I wore parachute pants,” I declare, and they retreat.) I remember also the reverberating high school locker room where we boys – wearing actual football shoulder pads secured by functional buckles – psyched ourselves for battle with the Birchwood Bobcats by playing “Beat It” repeatedly on Marcus Jablonski’s boombox. The boombox was the size of an air conditioning unit and so accessorized that it might have been mistaken for the chrome-plated grille of a tricked-out Peterbilt. Again and again we listened to the Eddie Van Halen riff and Michael’s snarl, doing our best to achieve fever pitch. This being the Golden Age of the Cassette, all attempts to whip ourselves into a bloodthirsty frenzy were necessarily incremental, as we had to pause every four minutes and eighteen seconds while Marcus rewound the tape.

Grandma Officially 100

So over a year ago my wife and her cousin began planning their grandmother’s 100th birthday party. That’s a tricky thing, you know. And the closer it got…I have been wearing out my favorite joke, which is that it was similar to baseball, when a pitcher has a no-hitter going: you are not allowed to talk about it.

But Saturday dawned and Grandma joined us, faculties and sense of humor intact. Such a few days, family in from all over, everyone pitching in with the cooking and cleaning and just the whole operation in general…memories, tears, laughter, the whole dang works. I think my favorite moment was watching the great-great-grandchildren (including my two daughters) all lined up before Grandma, singing a German folk song (in phonetic German). One day when they can understand what joy they brought her…and how much life she has seen…

Upshot? I married into a fabulous bunch.

Encore Tent Show Radio Tonight – Mountain Heart, Randy Sabien & The Fiddleheads

If you’re within range of one of these stations tonight (Saturday, July 23rd) we hope you’ll join Mike as he hosts another edition of Tent Show Radio from Big Top Chautauqua.  Information on streaming the show here.

The musical guests will be Mountain Heart, Randy Sabien and The Fiddleheads, and in this episode’s monologue – delivered from the backstage dressing room with the one lonely little lightbulb burnin’ – Mike discusses the very specific anatomical dangers of pig-farming as it relates to over-revved coon dogs.

You can join the Tent Show Radio Facebook page here.

Century Grandma

Offline most all of the next three days as in between pig and chicken chores we are having a family reunion to celebrate my wife’s grandmother’s 100th birthday. Kin from all over the place. And at the center of it all – even when she’s not in the room – grandma.

Megafaun Megafriends

UPDATE: THE NEW MEGAFAUN ALBUM IS NOW OUT (AND AVAILABLE RIGHT HERE).

Brothers Phil and Brad Cook used to come to our farm and hang their runny little noses over the sheep fence to see our lambs every spring. Later in life Phil was a Long Bed for a while (he and that Justin feller played with me at my wedding during the talent show portion) (yes, my wedding had a talent show portion) (actually Phil was a pre-Long Bed) and you can hear his banjo and harmonica on Headwinded. Also this month he became a Dad!

All this to give context to how pleased I am to see the Cook brothers and their friend Joe get the attention they’ve earned … in Rolling Stone, no less.

P.S. Phil is the one missing a beard. Brad is the tall dude. Joe is…well, seriously, I’ve given you enough clues.

Tuba Tunes

Had not listened to this for some time. Lovely. And takes me back to a book tour hotel room in Chicago where I first listened while writing and looking out the window at the Windy City lights.

Courtesy of this fellow, as I recall.