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Archive for May, 2011

The Mailman Called…

…early this morning and today’s delivery is cheep-cheep-cheeping in the back room. Off to town to pick up a batch of chicks.

Yer Basic Hit-and-Run Tip

Nice gathering in Merrill, Wisconsin, last night. Was about a mile from home at nearly midnight when my pager went off for an auto accident. So I just whipped a U-ey and responded. Not much to say about the call except that if you decide to smack someone from behind at high speed and then flee, do take a moment to be sure you didn’t leave your entire front bumper – with license plate attached – at the scene.

Yah, didn’t take long to round him up.