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Archive for March, 2011

Ongoing Education of Dad

(All scenes starring one … umm … independently-predisposed very-nearly four-year-old.)

1. A quote, as Mom leaves the driveway on an errand and very-nearly four-year-old is wailing and flailing: “But Mom makes me happier than you do!”

2. A lesson, precipitated by a particularly snappy comeback delivered by the very-nearly four-year-old whilst the family was motoring: If you decide to make good on the ol’ “Don’t make me pull over!” threat, do be sure that after you make your dramatic move to the shoulder of the road but before you leap out and attempt to even-more-dramatically sweep the side door open, that you hit the the master unlock button. When you yank on that handle and it’s locked, the whole production really loses some steam, plus there the whole issue of the dislocated shoulder.

3. Finally, if, as the waiter at the Indian restaurant delivers a basket of piping hot naan bread, the very-nearly four-year-old jumps up and down clapping her hands in joy and says, “Yaaayyy! LEFSE! well then, you know somewhere Mrs. Carlson is smiling.

Good News

Anthony Shadid and his colleagues released.

Sometimes – not often, but sometimes – people call me a journalist, and I demur. I demur in part because I have no official training to that end. I also demur because the term is thrown about loosely. And I demur because honesty compels me to declare that as much as I cherish my self-employment (and in fact, it is a happy addiction) I can’t rightly claim any higher calling. I am trying to tell stories and pay for chicken feed and I am grateful every day that I am allowed to do so.

Anthony Shadid, on the other hand, is a journalist. An Oklahoma boy and father who removes himself from the safety of his home to go to the heart of human trouble and do his best to speak for those we would call blue-collar, working-class people trying to survive unthinkable situations. I don’t know Anthony well…we spoke at the same event once and had the opportunity for a longer quiet conversation in the afternoon before going our separate ways. I am aware of certain ambivalence regarding the role of journalists in war zones. These things are not always clear-cut. But this I firmly believe: if hell ever shows up at my doorstep, I hope there will be journalists on the order of Anthony Shadid who will – at risk beyond any amount of compensation and far removed from the swivel chairs and golden microphones of the studios – do their best to set the story free.

Tent Show Radio Tonight – Tommy Sands & Different Drums of Ireland

 

If you’re within range of one of these stations tonight (Saturday, March 19th) we hope you’ll join Mike as he hosts another edition of Tent Show Radio from Big Top Chautauqua.

The musical guests will be Tommy Sands & Different Drums of Ireland, and in this episode’s monologue – delivered from the backstage dressing room with the one lonely little lightbulb burnin’ – Mike discusses the glories and tribulations of rain. After all, the show is in a tent…

Velvet Pipes

When it comes to anything involving a microphone, I’d be outta luck if I had never met Al Ross. I remember going into the studio 20 years ago and watching him cut first-take vocals time after time, but I also remember watching how he approached the microphone, how he moved in and out, treating it like an instrument, and how he always envisioned that invisible audience. You should hear his voice; velvet pipes that make me feel like a prepubescent squeaker. But most of all he is a genius of the long-lost art of talking (as opposed to yelling) on the radio. Al’s the kind of guy, if you gave him an overnight show, and even if it was just him and a microphone, if you tuned him in at 10 p.m. while headed west outta Fall Creek, you’d still be listening when the sun came up in North Dakota.

Tent Show Radio Tomorrow – Tommy Sands & Different Drums of Ireland

 

If you’re within range of one of these stations tomorrow (Saturday, March 19th) we hope you’ll join Mike as he hosts another edition of Tent Show Radio from Big Top Chautauqua.

The musical guests will be Tommy Sands & Different Drums of Ireland, and in this episode’s monologue – delivered from the backstage dressing room with the one lonely little lightbulb burnin’ – Mike discusses the glories and tribulations of rain. After all, the show is in a tent…

First…

…robin.

In a Norway pine. Being outsung by a cardinal.

Still Not Used to the Idea…

…that I can do the morning chicken chores wearing just jeans, a t-shirt, and a hoodie (and muck boots for the much-muck, and of course a watch cap for the temp-sensitive dome).

And while feeding those chickens in freedom, still wondering about Anthony Shadid, a brave man with whom my wife and I were once privileged to have a quiet conversation. We were in an orchard in the sun in Wisconsin at the time.

The Many Iterations of Grace

I was reading this blog the other day (you’ll want to scroll way down to the March 29, 2010, entry – FIRE! – and read your way upward) and found myself deeply struck by the way the entire story (including the manner in which it is told) speaks to the human capacity for grace.

Jay and I have shared the book-signing table a time or two. Best of luck in your new happy home, fellers. Here’s to good pumpkin weather.

Big Old Thank You

Someone just sent me this link, which reminds me one more time to say thanks to all the friends and neighbors who turned out for this. You did a bunch of good. And my brother’s barbershopper quartet opened for us! What fun, and they also gave us a gorgeous national anthem.

And as always, thank you to the Long Beds. Chuck, Chris, Billy, Molly. Can’t adequately express what a comfort and privilege it is to look up from my International guitar and see them working away…

Beef, Maybe

After recording some Tent Show Radio things this morning, went to visit some folks with a real nice grass-fed beef operation. Grateful for their time and insights. Today is one of those days where my wife and I are thinking a few head of beef are the last thing we need. Kinda overloaded right now. But then you look at the hillside getting overgrown with boxelder and think of a cow grazing through there…