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Archive for February, 2011

That Voice in the Night

Last night as part of our monthly first responder training we were given a tour of the local dispatch center. It was my first time to peer in and see the dim-lit room with all the colorful screens where the people with the headsets try to keep track of all the trouble in the county. It’s a difficult job. In Population 485, I wrote:

Dispatchers have a tough gig.  They function as interlocutor between two parties occupying various states of panic.  They sort it out the best they can.  It’s fascinating to think of them wherever they are, with their phone, their microphone, their maps, playing such a critical role in a drama where they never meet the other players.  The dispatcher is hip-deep and detached, all at once.  Think of a football coach locked in an office during the game, calling plays and relaying them to the quarterback based on reports given to him by a fan on a cell phone

So thanks, dispatchers. Next time I’m keying the mic from some ditch or logging trail or porch or from the cab of my pickup truck for “case number and times”, it’ll be nice to be able to conjure where that voice in my radio is coming from.

Broadening the Demographic, Bridging the Gap

This Facebook post (after my reading in DeForest) made my day:

We so enjoyed your reading last night….not often the husband and I get to enjoy something without the four kids. You were worth getting a sitter for…..Thank you Michael….the kids knew we were going a hear a writer last night…today …we were talking about it, and then we mentioned your name…..my 8 year old, Cooper, was distraught we didn’t bring him….”He wrote my favorite book….Coop!” The ten year old daughter as well was upset….”He’s got a split in his front teeth…just like me!” It would be interesting if she identified with Madonna perhaps, or Lauren Hutton…but as an English teacher, I would much prefer she identifies with one like you. I will for sure bring them next time. Thanks again.

Tent Show Radio Tonight – Los Lonely Boys

If you’re within range of one of these stations tonight (Saturday, February 19th) we hope you’ll join Mike as he hosts another edition of Tent Show Radio from Big Top Chautauqua.

The musical guests will be Los Lonely Boys, and in this episode’s monologue – delivered from the backstage dressing room with the one lonely little lightbulb burnin’ – Mike discusses the glory and responsibilities of being a cheesehead (regarding the green-and-gold elephant in the room, this was recorded prior to the recent Super Bowl, and we didn’t want to jinx anything by being over-specific!).

Tent Show Radio Tomorrow – Los Lonely Boys

If you’re within range of one of these stations tomorrow (Saturday, February 19th) we hope you’ll join Mike as he hosts another edition of Tent Show Radio from Big Top Chautauqua.

The musical guests will be Los Lonely Boys, and in this episode’s monologue – delivered from the backstage dressing room with the one lonely little lightbulb burnin’ – Mike discusses the glory and responsibilities of being a cheesehead (regarding the green-and-gold elephant in the room, this was recorded prior to the recent Super Bowl, and we didn’t want to jinx anything!).

Muddy Foggy

Mid-forties at dawn, raining, melting, fog so thick I can’t see the granary from the garage. Shucked corn for chickens (last load of cob corn is stored in the back of the Binder), now to get some typing done.

Tip of the helmet to everyone who got yesterday’s MABAS reference. Don’t make me pull the Life Safety card…

Aggie’s Stories

This lady owns an International Harvester freezer she and her husband bought in 1955. Still runs. She says she defrosts it with a hair dryer and a mop.