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Archive for January, 2011

Warm-Weather Truck

While down in the pole barn digging corn cobs out of the bed of my frozen truck at the crack of yesterday’s below-zero dawn, it struck me that a warmer truck post might be in order.

Hoping they’ve weathered the cyclone.

I met Ryan once, when he helped me lug some sound gear into the library in Eagle River, Wisconsin. I didn’t know him, I just picked him out of the audience because he looked like he could lug things.

Tent Show Radio Tonight – Mountain Heart, Randy Sabien & The Fiddleheads

If you’re within range of one of these stations tonight (Saturday, January 22nd) we hope you’ll join Mike as he hosts another edition of Tent Show Radio from Big Top Chautauqua.

The musical guests will be Mountain Heart, Randy Sabien and The Fiddleheads, and in this episode’s monologue – delivered from the backstage dressing room with the one lonely little lightbulb burnin’ – Mike discusses the very specific anatomical dangers of pig-farming as it relates to over-revved coon dogs.

Tent Show Radio Tomorrow – Mountain Heart, Randy Sabien & The Fiddleheads

If you’re within range of one of these stations tomorrow (Saturday, January 22nd) we hope you’ll join Mike as he hosts another edition of Tent Show Radio from Big Top Chautauqua.

The musical guests will be Mountain Heart, Randy Sabien and The Fiddleheads, and in this episode’s monologue – delivered from the backstage dressing room with the one lonely little lightbulb burnin’ – Mike discusses the very specific anatomical dangers of pig-farming as it relates to over-revved coon dogs.

Picking Six Songs

Over at Volume One, they’re letting three of us at a time do a musical “pick six” based on what we were listening to when the request arrived.  Here’s the answer.

A Good Sun Sign

Summer mornings at my writing desk I have to pin a blanket in the upper right-hand corner of the window (yes, I have heard of these things you call “curtains”) to block a few hours of straight-on sun.  As fall and cold come on, the time frame wanes to a few months of nothing.  This morning the thermometer is single digits, but I caught myself squinting against the glare for ten minutes…

C’mon, ecliptic!

Digital Resurrection

Shortly before he shipped out for Iwo Jima, my grandfather made a sound recording for my grandmother back home.  The recording booth was sponsored by Pepsi-Cola.  When my grandmother died, the recording, which appeared to be a standard 78 RPM vinyl disc, was passed to me.  I had never heard it and was tantalized by what it  might contain, especially in light of the fact that my grandfather had throat surgery when I was a very young boy and I only ever recall him speaking in a hoarse whisper.

I despaired of ever listening, however, when I opened the packet pictured above and discovered that the record was cracked and crazed over its entire surface.  When I mentioned this to Matt, a long-time acquaintance of mine, he surprised me by saying he had his own audio preservation company (I hadn’t known this) and was willing to see what sound he might be able to resurrect from the deeply damaged disc.  He also explained that the disc wasn’t vinyl, but rather a “cellulose-nitrate lacquer recordable disc,” and thus susceptible to deterioration.  “Oh,” I replied, “a cellulose-NITRATE lacquer recordable disc!  No wonder!”

I packaged the record in roughly six square feet of bubble-wrap, waterproofing, and crush-proofing and sent it on its way.  Frankly, I held out little hope the project would ever yield anything more than squawks and static.

It took some doing, but Matt performed a miracle.  I am now in possession of my grandfather’s voice.

I don’t have much more to say about the recording right now (I hope to write about it in time and after some reflection), but I do want to let you know that since then I’ve sent several long-buried family recordings (including decrepit cassettes and an ancient set of reel-to-reels) to Matt, and in each case he has returned startling-good digital versions.  So if you’ve got a treasure of this nature rattling around in a cardboard box and you’re scared to play it from fear of destroying it, consider contacting Matt at: matt[at]mrmaudio.com or through his website at mrmaudio.com.

From the MRM site:

MRM Audio Safely Transfers Your Analog Voice And Music Recordings
To The Digital Format Of Your Choice


Analog formats accepted: Compact Cassette, Microcassette, Open-Reel Tape, Vinyl Records (78 rpm, 33 1/3 rpm, 45 rpm), Lacquer Discs, 8-Track, and others

Digital formats returned: MP3, WAV, FLAC, Apple Lossless, AIFF, Compact Disc, DVD-Audio, and others

Thanks and Reality

Two nights in a row of telling stories and making music with and for friends, if a guy isn’t careful he begins to believe his own wit.  Helpful then, to be cleaning the chicken coop 12 hours later, the chickens regarding me with gimlet eyes, likely marveling at what a human will do for an omelet.  Look, they think, he’s standing right in it.

Tent Show Radio Tonight – Bill, Willie, and Merle

If you’re within range of one of these stations tonight (Saturday, January 15th) we hope you’ll join Mike as he hosts another edition of Tent Show Radio from Big Top Chautauqua.

The musical guests will be Bill Monroe, Willie Nelson, and Merle Haggard, and in this episode’s monologue – delivered from the backstage dressing room with the one lonely little lightbulb burnin’ – Mike discusses his love for tents … unless the tent in question contains a malicious clown who does weird magic tricks involving giant underpants.