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Archive for July, 2010

Moving Chickens

Those of you who have ever relocated chickens know they don’t always cooperate.  My favorite was the time we moved the coop maybe twenty yards to fresh pasture and that night I went out to find the chickens huddled inside the brown square left in grass where the coop used to be, even though that very same coop – the one they’d been sleeping in for months – was in full view.

Right now we’re trying to integrate the pullets with the older layers.  I was gonna just lug’em all over this morning but last evening right after we turned out the lights my wife suggested that I try moving them at night, when they’re drowsy.  So I got dressed and spent the next hour taking them Noah-style (two-by-two, yep) from the smaller coop to the larger coop.  An surprisingly peaceful operation.  A few clucks and worried peeps and one or two brief explosions when a chicken failed to fully grasp the roost, but by 11:20 p.m. I was back in bed.

The three-year-old woke me up sometime around 2-3 p.m.

This morning I turned everyone out together.  At last check six of the pullets managed to push their way through the poultry fence, but they’re hanging around and most are staying inside (we’re not using standard chicken wire…photo here).  I spent five minutes running around trying to catch and return them, then realized what a waste of time that was.  Instead, I opened the door to their former coop.  If they don’t go back in with the others at dusk, I’ll find them in the other coop.  In the meantime, we’ll feed them good so they get too big to fit through the fence.

Late Update, One Day Later: Ultimately, about 15-20 of the pullets escaped and went back to their old coop.  The rest bunched themselves into the corner of the fence nearest their old coop and wouldn’t go in the new coop.  So last night I repeated the raid under cover of darkness.  This morning it’s raining like mad so I just left everyone in the new coop with lots of feed and water, perhaps they can have a social mixer and get used to the idea of new digs.  That, or peck each other to bits.

Hello, He Says, and Off They Go

Just put John Prine’s new album In Person & On Stage on the CD player, and here comes “Spanish Pipedream” about a mile-a-minute and it has given me such a lift.  Just to know John Prine is still among us, fer one thing (wow – that first album was out in 1971!), and then because it’s a great take on the song, and then because my two daughters have got to where they’ll ask for that song when we’re driving home in the car.  If you know the lyrics, you’ll know what fun it would be to sing along with the tots* while homebound:

Blow up yer TV,
Throw away yer paper
Move to the country,
Build you a home…

You can listen to the album right over here.  Neat to hear him dedicate the second song to his wife.

*Umm.  Yes, some of the lyrics are a tad grown-uppy, but the key is to just hit that chorus with abandon.  Life is grown-uppy.

More Weeds Than Wheat

But cutting and flailing it anyway.  And turning the chickens into the field to get the stray wheatberries.

On the Road Today

Driving across the border to Minnesota for a library event – free and open to the public, c’mon over if y’like.

Good run of days…got some typing done, but also cut a bunch of oats, a little wheat, got it stuffed in the granary as a buffer against winter’s feed bill.  Then tilled up the oats patch and sowed rapeseed.  Plan is it’ll be up in time to graze the meat chickens that just arrived Monday in the form of yellow puffballs.  Been running the scythe, shoulders and hands show it.  My wife and oldest daughter and our friend/helper Carissa got paint on most of both chicken coops.  They’re gonna look great.  We also had a fine family night around the firepit in our yard, eating, enjoying the company of just the four of us.  A few sparklers, some hot-coals popcorn and pie, then we slept in the tent, camped out equidistant between the front porch and chicken coop.

And let me say that drying in our barn is the most glorious fetching of garlic, grown and harvested by my wife.

Yer One of Us

If your idea of getting a Twitter message is having the post office call to say your box of meat chicks has arrived.

Berries

Not sure if it’s a good year or a bad year for berries, seems average-ly decent here.  Handfuls of black caps and raspberries if you’re willing to take a scratch or two.  The three-year-old scared the bejeebers out of me the other day when she wandered from the sandbox and disappeared.  Was getting frantic when I found her down by the pole barn, deep in the brambles, all purple-mouthed and happy.