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Archive for January, 2010

It Ain’t Always Twang

Something I like lately, with roots in our own backyard (according to the article, singer Maggie Morrison is from Eau Claire, as are members of her other band, Digitata) (while digging around online I discovered the first and third Digitata records were engineered by Jaime Hansen, the same guy who recorded the Long Beds upcoming album) (more on that – and some music from it – next week) (Jaime had to use a different metronome for our music).

Anyway, this is Maggie in her other project, Lookbook.  Because I am bald, I hear a lot of the ’80s in this music.  This first one, if you’re listening on headphones turned up loud, y’wanna be ready right about 2:06, as your ears will get whomped.  Real good stuff.

Also fascinating to watch them put it together live, as seen here:

Snow Skills

I’ve been starting to do some “humorous monologue” events in small theaters where I just come out and ramble with stories and such, do a little reading from the books, maybe sing a song, and perform a breathtaking dance, but mostly just tell stories.

I have a ten-minute section in the current monologue about how those of us in snow country pick up certain arcane skills and knowledge as a result of freezing our hinders over the years.  How we can judge the temperature just by how little the pine needles are wiggling in the wind, how we can improve the output of our heaters with nothing more than three zip-ties and the flattened cardboard from a 24-pack of Old Milwaukee, that sort of thing.

So this was fun to read.  Funnily enough, the first commenter used material straight from my monologue…

Eggs Again

Over a dozen.  Again.  Makes lugging the feed and water out there worth it.  Looks like they’re finally serious about laying.

Dozens!

Hard to imagine with the mercury dropping to negs nightly, but the globe is rotating…our chickens are back to laying.  Getting into double digits some days.  And especially fun…a few quail-sized eggs from small starters.

A Different Age

Research has led me to read The American Boy’s Handy Book; What To Do and How To Do It, by D.C. Beard (1907 edition).  Included are instructions on How to Bind a Prisoner without a Cord, How to Light The Gas with your Finger, How to Make a Blow-Gun, and How to Make a War Kite (including a section on How to Make the Knives).

Also included is an advertisement for The American Girl’s Handy Book (“By the Misses Beard”).  It is instructive to note that the subtitle of that one is How To Amuse Yourself and Others.

Generation Gap

Working on promotional materials for the new Long Beds album.  In my bio I cited Waylon Jennings as an influence.  Someone at the label changed the “Waylon Jennings” to “Waylon Jennies.”  Now then.  I’m not so bald I don’t know about the Jennies, but Hoss, when I say Jennings…

Ol' Waylon

Home Again

Rolled in the yard at 3:30 a.m.  With help from my dear wife and two junior roadies-in-training (OK, and a dollop of portable DVD player) (not allowed non-stop, but when you are trolleying a 2 and 9 year-old across that stretch of I-76 and I-80 nonstop in January and after dark, you will try something other than license plate bingo), we drove straight through from Greeley, Colorado.  Visiting family out thataway.  So good to see everyone, fun to see how much the little tykes have grown, good to re-tell old stories, add a few new ones.  My favorite times were when we all just made dinner together…chopping, dicing, cooking, bustling, talking all the time.  Outside, the Christmas lights quietly glowing as the season wound down and the new year came on.

Temperatures started dropping somewhere in Nebraska.  The dashboard thermometer was reading zero by the time we hit Iowa.  Somewhere around the Iowa/Minnesota border it hit 22 below.  Climbed back up into the teens-below, then about three miles from home in the flats it hit 21 below again.  At the top of our hill it read 14 below.  After I checked the chickens (turned the trouble light on to take the edge off), I checked our regular old weather thermometer and it said only about 10 below so perhaps the car’s reading was suspect.  Clearly, for bragging purposes I will go with 14 below.  And if for some reason I wind up at the cafe, I’ll use the measurement from down in the flats.  Key is to use the phrase “out by us,” as in, “Out by us it was 21 below.”  It’s all about how you present the truth.

New Year, Same Message

Not big on significant dates or anniversaries or holiday observations but do know enough to look back over the last 365 and say it heartfelt: Thank you.