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Archive for June, 2009

Diggin’ (Piggin’) In

Picked the pigs up yesterday with my two-year-old as co-pilot.  Last year she was old enough to toddle around with me during morning feeding chores, but even so, I was surprised when she watched me building the pen this week and asked if we were getting pigs.  So when I asked her if she wanted to go pick up pigs today, she lit up, said “Yup” (got a little Scandinavian goin’ there), and headed for the pickup.  We had a vibrant conversation all the way over and back, covering everything from horses to dump trucks to the price of diesel.  I admit the diesel conversation was one-sided.  The subject of dump trucks was raised when we got stuck behind one going up a hill.  “Big dump truck!” I said.

“Duhtuck?” she replied, looking at me quizzically.

“Dump. Truck.” I said, enunciating.

“Oh,” she said.  “Okay.”

That made me laugh out loud.

My favorite part of the pig release – as usual – was when we put them in the pen and in under three minutes the ginger one hooked his nose in the subsoil and started prying sod, followed shortly by the rest.  These are pigs that have spent their entire young lives on an elevated crate, but when they hit terra firma they know just what to do with it.

Camera photos of the new lodgers below.  Since it is hard to judge with nothing for scale, I will tell you these pigs are roughly the size of a beagle.  A very densely-packed beagle.

Good Morning

First coffee.  Gray out there, and breezy.  No dew this morning, I recall the old-timers telling me that meant rain later on.  We could use it.  Helped my wife water the garden last night and there was much dust and more than one set of curled leaves (although the blankety-blank moles may have something to do with that).  Plan is to pick up pigs today.  I mounted a solar fencer yesterday only to read that it is supposed to charge in the sun for three days prior to use.  Naturally it has been overcast pretty much ever since I put it up.  Can it be I’ll have to drag out sixteen extension cords and resurrect the orange Blitzer until the sun returns?

Also last night, the first fireflies.  Just a blink or two here and there, a sign that shortly the eventide hills will be stroboscopic with love.

Chores

Dew still on the grass before breakfast as 9-year-old and I fed ducks, meat chicks, laying hens, layer chicks, and a couple of most irritating roosters.  Made some new portable poultry panels of which I am inordinately proud.  Couple of tweaks to the pig pen today, pending arrival of porcine boarders tomorrow.  But for now, weeks of paperwork and office things to catch up on indoors, also one is reminded that one has new writing deadlines.  Work.  Glad to have it.

Also.  We had a wonderful time dancing with these folks this weekend.  Dances even a concrete-block-footed clunker like me can do.  Got to dance in an old haymow with my wife and both of my daughters in the company of many friendly faces.  As I wrote in Truck, the Ducks played on our farm the night before our wedding.

And hey — we continue to be proud of this homegrown pal.

Bon Iver Bonaroo

OOPS! in Coop #6

Page 107, line four: …for my one of my sisters…

My, my.

Thank you to Paula, longsufferingtime friend in Nebraska.  Many times I have raided her refrigerator.

Eric Taylor and Greg Brown

Right now I’m listening to Hollywood Pocketknife by Eric Taylor.  If you like lyrics as literature, Taylor is your guy.  Scuffletown is how I discovered him.  You can listen here.

Got a Twitter from a fellow saying he was about to buy his first Greg Brown album, and he wondered if I’d recommend one.  Pretty much impossible.  I’ve got the whole stack, or most of it.  So in lieu of that, here’s the approximate text of an email I sent to a friend who recently asked the same question:

Favorite album is tough.  But Poet Game is what got me started on him.  For a good idea of something recent, I like The Evening Call.  And when I was in some tiny town in Panama writing every day for hours and hours on Truck, I listened to In the Dark With You over and over and over because it was the one I had.

Some favorite singles:

- “A Little Excited” (from Milk of the Moon) (I quote that one in Truck)

- “Lately” (from Poet Game) (exquisitely spare lonely Bo Ramsey guitar solo on bridge — honestly, listen to it just for that)

- “Tell Me It’s Gonna Be Alright” (from One Big Town) (this song makes me scary lonely…I have put it on repeat for hours and written through tears)

- And for something different, just to be amazed at his poet’s voice and poet’s delivery, try “Eugene” from The Evening Call

Barely touches it, but it’s a start.

Final Road Note

Never off the road really.  Heading down to Madison, Wisconsin, in a couple of days (I love the old ‘Madison is 13 square miles surrounded by reality’ joke we northern Wisconsiners tell, and there’s plenty of truth to it, but Madison is a wonderful place, especially if you’re a writer or a parent – last time I was there I did my writerly thing and then we took our girls on the Capitol tour, to the art museum, to the children’s museum, and stopped at Ella’s Deli for food and a carousel ride on the way out of town), and there will be more travels to come, but the main part of the Coop hardcover tour is complete, and the final haul is documented over at the Chippewa Valley’s own Volume One blog.

Mike Volume One Road Notes

Sunrise at the Farm

5:26 a.m.  Just pulled in.  Kept the hammer down straight through from St. Louis.  Woke up in Kansas City, going to bed now just under 24 hours later with the sun pushing up pink in Wisconsin.  Thank you everybody.  It was good to see you.