SneezingCow.com

Home of Michael Perry – Author, Humorist, Singer/Songwriter, Amateur Pig Farmer

Cart:

Loading...

Archive for January, 2009

Miscellaneous

What is Your Writing Process Like?

Organic, to put it politely.  I start jotting notes and fragments and throw them all into one big file.  These can be three-word scribbles from a gum wrapper or an 800-word brain dump.  Then I print them all out and try to sort them by some sort of topical means.  For instance I draw little triangles beside everything having to do with trucks, circles by everything having to do with gardening, a question mark beside everything related to existentialism, and so on.  Then I cut and paste until all the triangles, circles, squiggles, etc., are clustered.  Then I begin to write what I call “chunks”, which is a rare literary term.  Then I print the chunks out, over and over, cutting them apart with scissors and moving them around on the floor as if I am engaged in a desperate game of quasi-literary solitaire.  Eventually the chunks enlarge and cohere, and I start finding chapters.  Once I have chapters, then I get to revise and polish, which is actually my favorite part of the process.  I love to polish and polish.  My editor finally demands that I turn it all in.  In short, my writing process is unpretty and more like grunting than singing.

The results are mixed.  People tell me this.  So it goes.

Posted in FAQ

How Do I Get An Agent?

Mighty tough.  I wrote for years without an agent, and then one found me.  Some time ago the site Rebecca’s Reads asked me to share how it happened.  Here’s what I wrote:

“I got lucky. It’s that simple. I didn’t find an agent, she found me. I started freelancing in the late 1980s. Everything from writing newsletter blurbs to typing up copy for used car radio commercials. Whatever it took.

In the late 1990s I wrote a magazine profile of a novelist. The piece got killed, but unbeknownst to me the novelist recommended his agent track down “this long-haired writer from Wisconsin.” And so she did. A call (or email, I don’t remember) out of the blue one day. My life didn’t change overnight but the pace and quality of gigs definitely picked up.
Now my long hair is long gone, but my agent remains. I am overwhelmed and grateful that she’s out there pitching for me. I don’t call her unless there’s business to be done, but I keep her picture taped to the wall by my desk. I have drawn in a little thought balloon that says, “I wonder if Michael Perry is writing?””

I had a brief association with an agent in the early 1990s that could be charitably characterized as the classic “learning experience.” After paying her retainer and being underwhelmed with her efforts (turned out she was no more of an “insider” than I, and furthermore, submitted at half the pace) I expressed my dissatisfaction. She replied by threatening to sue me for breach of contract. This struck me as uncharitable. Thankfully, one of my pay-the-rent jobs involved writing customer service letters to disgruntled attorneys, and I was able to compose a faux legalese beauty that convinced her to turn me loose and leave me alone.

I just kept writing, cranking things out, pitching stuff on my own and self-publishing several books to sell from the car trunk.

Posted in FAQ

How Do I Get Published/Make Living As A Writer?

The “how to get published” question is tough, because it has always been difficult, and in many  ways it is only getting more so.  The book publishing industry is splintering and going through almost daily change.  The magazine industry is trying to navigate in the online world.  Independent bookstores struggle to survive; many are shutting down.  Electronic literature is gaining ground and will likely bring with it even more change.

On the upside, there have never been more places or opportunities for your work to be seen.  You can post it on the Web.  You can self-publish.  You don’t need a big gatekeeper to do this anymore.

Of course, if you’re talking about making a living – and that’s what most of us are shooting for – you’re interested in more than just having your work “seen.”  And in that case, the only thing that has ever worked for me is to just keep creating material.  The formats and their delivery will change over time, but the material will still have to come out of someone’s noggin.  I self-published and arranged my own speaking events for years before I ever wound up with a “real” book deal.  I still create all kinds of stuff that will never wind up on the page of a book, just so I have things in reserve.  Of all the speaking engagements I do every year, the vast majority are set up by me, not by my publisher.  My publisher has been terrific in this respect, but I know that if I just rely on the occasional book tour promotion, I’ll likely sink right on out of sight.  I also set up my own events to supplement my income until such time as I write the book that makes Oprah jump up and down on her couch.

Kind of nebulous advice, I know.  I mean, you still have to pound away old-style…send out your query letters, your manuscripts…but keep an eye out for other venues…blogging, readings, recordings, etc.

There is no easy way.  I came to all of this backward.  Just kept writing and flogging my own stuff.  The names and places are different, but this guy’s story is essentially my story

Here’s how I answered the writing question in an email a while back:

I wish I had a quick easy answer for you, but I don’t. I wrote for years and years, pretty much anything from little pieces for the local newspaper to radio commercial scripts for the local used car dealer. A lot of bad poetry. Anything. I went to the library and studied the Writer’s Market to learn about markets and submission guidelines and I started submitting my things and going to open mic readings and reading my poems and essays. I got piles and piles of rejections. Still do. I make a living writing and still get rejections all the time. Just had an editor turn down a piece of mine this morning, and this is an editor who has published me before. I guess the thing that helps me is I’ve always understood that rejection (even nasty rejection) of your work is just part of the deal. You can’t let it deter you. So you write it up and get it out there. As far as how I keep it fun, that one I can’t explain. I get up every day and I want to write. It’s an obsession, nothing less. Some days are good, some aren’t, but I always do some typing. It’s a tough glorious disappointing uplifting thing, this writing. I hope you keep at it.

My friend Frank Bures is often asked how to become a writer, and he provides the following useful links:

Posted in FAQ

Can I Send You My Writing?

I regret to say I simply can’t do justice to all of the manuscripts, essays, and miscellaneous material sent my way on a weekly basis.  And as a Dad, husband, full-time freelancer, road mutt, intermittent public yapper, and highly inefficient small-scale farmer, I have my hands full just rowing this one little boat.  So I must politely decline and encourage you to put your work before folks who are more qualified and equipped than I to provide you tangible assistance.

Posted in FAQ

POPULATION 485 – Miscellaneous Images